J.W.
I think the author needs to expand her group of friends and acquaintances. I don't fall in any of those descriptions and a fair few got hell no!
They need more than one laid back mom, I am not the its five o clock somewhere type as described. I am pretty laid back mind you. I am also a schedule freak and a type A at work. I guess I am a mellow person got together with a type A and had a freak kind of mom or as I usually describe myself, Bones got together with Monk and had a kid. :-/