Sorry but I Have to Share This Warning Adult Content

I live in the middle of Los Angeles and have only seen it once, years ago, by someone who drove by me while I was walking with the intention of making me see. I called the police and made a report. They caught the guy when he did it to two little girls walking to school. The girls memorized his license plate and I gave a physical description, so together we were able to have this perv arrested.

I agree that it's a big ewwwww, but it's not normal behavior. Probably not even normal for a street in a not so great part of town.

You're not even sure of what you saw, maybe it was nothing and your mind is in the gutter. How awful would you have felt if it HAD been nothing and you HAD called the cops? How embarrassing for that man! AND the cops, and for you!

I once saw a guy standing on the side of the road urinating, not behind his car, flat out peeing in the street, and my kids DID see it. I slammed on the brakes and threw my car in reverse and leaned on the horn. The guy (who had a beer in the other hand, go figure), peed all over his pants. That's what you get, jack @ss!! I didn't have to call the cops, they were getting ready to pull up anyway because apparently this guy was causing other problems as well. Rarely are these things reported because they're so short lived (and by the time the cops come, the perpetrator is long gone), but that made me mad only because the guy wasn't even trying to be stealthy about it.

Honestly though, seeing something like that in passing isn't a huge deal. If your kids haven't seen a wiener before, they will eventually. Like they say, you've seen one, you've seen them all. I'm not saying your kids should be exposed to watching adults masturbate or urinate, I'm just saying, IN PASSING, in that split second, there is no real long term damage or trauma done, no big deal ;)

Are you SURE he was doing that? His pants button could have broke, been fixing his zipper, adjusting his belt, (My uncle always has to unbuckle his to drive or sit, or it cuts into his stomach) fighting to open a bottle of pills (or anything else,) or any number of things that could be mistaken for masturbation.

Unless you saw some bedroom flesh, or he was being absolutely obvious about it, I would assume you misunderstood the situation.

I personally haven't seen anything like that, even though I know that it does happen occasionally...

~ETA... Okay, ick. I'm glad your kids didn't see... I wonder if he had a mental issue or something... I doubt you will see him again, but if you do I would note his license plate info and turn it in. Maybe nothing would come of it... but at least you know you tried to do something.

Next time you see someone masturbating in public - call the police.

Ditto Bug

Im laughing,, and Im not saying what you witnessed is funny, but, it reminded me of my "sighting" in Hawaii years ago. We were driving along the beach highway, and watching this crowd trying to dig out a truck stuck in the sand. We drove thru the parking lot for that section of beach slowly and I was looking out my window trying to see between each car. We passed this van all painted with tie dye type designs with the words "BIG DAVES" on the back. As we passed it there was a guy standing by the opened drivers door, facing us, peeing! I made eye contact with him! OMGosh I was shocked! And screaming and laughing and turned and stared at my husband just screaming! It was so funny! He was yelling "what what what???" And all I could say was "B I G B I G P I N K D A V E !!" I have never laughed so hard in all my life! Years later we went back to Hawaii and we went to the same beach. As we drove by I was somewhat disappointed that Big Dave wasnt there. I swear if I saw him today Id recognize him.. lol.

He might have actually been peeing or just finished peeing. Older men who have trouble with their prostate glands do that. (I know, big yuck...)

Doesn't excuse him from doing his business in public, but I did want to say that there might have been something other than what you thought going on...

I'm in a college area, so yeah... ROFL... but not as much as when I lived in New Orleans!!!

Just tell yourself he was packing cigarettes, and trying to keep your kids from seeing him (lots of people do that, turn their back and pack at waist level when kids are around).

well, no. like never.
guys peeing in public? all the time.
even with your SWH that could be it.
but if i saw someone clearly whacking off in public, i'd call the police. that's pretty aberrant.
khairete
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Nope, I've never seen that. Although, hey, there was this one time back in the 80s when my friends and I were waiting for the bus to take us from the beach back home. Dude in his 40s gets out of his car near the bus stop wearing Dolphin shorts (remember those??) ... and no underwear. Let's just say his member was hanging past the shorts and laying on his hairy leg. Uh huh. Where was he headed? Into the Ralphs grocery store. Yup.

I was on a church trip in 9th grade on a big charter bus, and we drove by a guy whacking off while he was driving down the interstate. Since we were sitting up so high we could see down into his car. Of course we thought it was hilarious!

I don't see a LOT of it, but I have seen it before; once when I was a kid and a man was doing it with the intention of the kids who were playing at the park to see it. GROSS! Total sex offender behavior!

Another time I saw a couple having sex in the FRONT SEAT of their car, which was parked in the lot of a very busy restaurant/bar that I worked at, and it wasn't even dark yet! WOAH! So repulsive.

ETA: My sister saw it on the El in Chicago once--she was the last passenger on her train car and a man came in, sat across from her, and started right away.

"pretty sure", you didn't mention if you reported this to the police or not. An Indecent exposure arrest and/or conviction can change a persons life forever. If convicted, the person would be required to register as a sex offender for life. So before you jump to conclusions, please be more then "pretty sure".

"Do you see alot of this sort of stuff"? Are you somehow indicating that the route you took placed you in a bad neighborhood? I am SURE if I saw this kind of behavior in ANY neighborhood, I would report it to the police.

For me, NO I don't see alot of this sort of stuff and I live in an average area.

I have encountered this more than my fair share of times. Three to be exact and i don't want to go to into detail, but I was either sun bathing or a pedestrian. The action was not just something I witnessed but something that was directed at me and my girlfriends to be seen. There are some serious sickos out there. Only you know what you saw. I for one have no doubt that the men were masterbating, one even ejaculated right in front of us.