Smartass Husbands. ;)

OMG....my mouth.

& my sons both have "my mouth".

danged proud of them.

husband not so proud. :)

So that's where we stand: my mouth outruns my husband's day in/day out.....to the point, that both of my sons have said, "Mom, could you please be a little easier on Dad? He just can't keep up with you, & it's not fair". .....excuse me? How is it my fault that my mouth is quicker? LOL

Thanks for the laughs this morning! It's been a slooooow day at my daycare & you perked up my morning. One child today, & he's napping! (yawn)

ha i love it. i wear the yoga pants without going to yoga too. You shouldve broke out a tree pose or some other awkward pose=)

I'd rather have a smartass husband than a dumbass husband.

~giggle~

Well, I'm the smartass in our house (the kids too, I guess).

After a blowout, he cried "I wish I knew what I could do to make you happy!"

(Uh, yeah, for the ZILLIONTH time)

So I said

Google it then.

;(

I have a family of smartasses so if anyone one of us bests the other the loser says touche....and we continue to perfect our game. :)

Bwahahahahaha!

You gotta give him credit--good response!

I come from a looooooong line of smartasses, so the "in laws" that make the final cut usually are too!

LMAO!!! That is too funny! I would have high fived him for that one!

My hubby hasn't gotten the best of me yet because I'm the smartass in our house. I learned from the best...my dad is the best/ funniest smartass there is! He puts sarcasm on a new level!

Thanks for the laugh...I needed it after my sleepless, storm filled night last night!

OMG OMG OMG, Theresa ツ N., are your husband and mine long lost cousins?
Or are we? ;)

The exact same thing. Argument, tantrums on both sides, silent mode, hubby gives up first, frustrated, declares, "I just don't know what is the right thing to say", and my response? "Google it"!!

I used to be the smartass. Hubby and I would get each other fairly regularly, but I usually 'won' the last word... but I swear, ever since I got pregnant with my DD (in 2009...) I have had permanent brain damage... Now, I can barely keep up with him, let alone 'get' him!

Yep, and if he wasn't I couldn't be married to him. I was raised in a house with a TON of sarcasm, and use it all the time, myself. He uses it with his mom, but his sister and dad don't get sarcasm at all. So, hubby has LOTS to use with me :)

LOL! so funny!
Next time say "it's at 6pm and you're watching the kids while I'm gone for 2hrs!"" HAHA!

My husband and I have similar conversations. He is very witty, and pretty much gets me to "shut up" every time!

We both are!

This morning

After getting the kids ready I went in to make sure he was awake...opened the door he's layinging bed watching tv.

"Oh you're up"
Him: "yep"...he's just staring at me
Me: "So B will be here in a few minutes and I need to leave for work"
Him "ok" still just staring
Me" Why are you staring at me like I have five heads?"
Him "You don't?"

I rolled my eyes and walked away. He doesn't even have to really say much or anything to get me irritated! All the way down the hall I hear him laughing!

Hilarious!! This made me really LOL!! Totally reminds me of my "quick witted" husband- definitely makes a marriage full of laughter- love it:)

Oooh, that WAS a good one!
Yes, my husband is too quick for me. He honestly should have been a courtroom lawyer. One of his best and worst qualities is he is really good at arguing a point and making the other person look stupid. It doesn't matter if he is actually right or wrong, either. There have been many times he has verbally "won" the argument and I will walk away and then stop and think, "waaaaait a minute! My point was very valid! How did the tables get turned on me?!" I am not very good at articulating a point when I am upset. I have learned not to argue or try to convince him of something when either of us are upset. It just does not work. It is much better to wait a few days until we are calm. But I also do not care so much about being right as he does. Anyway.
Last night we were cooking dinner and I had laid out a glass dish to pour the bacon grease into, so I could let it harden and use the pan for something else. I turn and he is standing there, dumping the grease down the sink! I said, "What are you doing?! Don't you know that that the grease can harden and clog up the pipes?" He looked at the orange peels and other food junk that had been scraped off into the sink (the kids had done this, but he has gotten upset many a time that I will dump leftover foodstuff in there and just run the disposal) and said, "When was the last time you worried about what went into the sink?!" Burn! But REALLY....BACON GREASE? come on!

I have yoga pants.. but I never wear them while doing yoga, lol. They were great maternity pants, though! :)

Sounds like my husband, too. Deflecting the conversation away from him with humor.