Put the Toast in Your Pocket So We Don't Misplace It.

Well, the other day my 3 yo DD and I were talking about birds. She thought they eat trees and flowers, so I told her that they eat seeds, bugs, and worms.

She asked if the worms wiggle in the bird's tummy, and I told her, "maybe."

She got very serious, and told me, "But it's ok, because then they will wiggle out of her bum."

She also wanted to eat some candy from Halloween. When I told her no, she said, "but if I eat it all now, you can't tell me no again and I won't be sad Mommy." (Can't argue that logic! Lol.)

I stuck by my guns, and told her no... About five minutes later she comes back with a piece of candy. When I told her to go out it back, she said, "It's for you, Mommy!" So I thank her and take it. THEN she says, "You can *share* with me if you want to!" Smh.

Hubby told my 2 yr old that he sure did have grumpy pants on last night (long day with no nap), DS glared at him and then as quickly as possible removed socks and pants, then announced, "See? I don't have grumpy pants anymore!" If only we could remove an article of clothing and improve a toddler's mood!

It's not poop mommy, it's just toot.

My 5yr old daughter and I were watching a movie that took place during the Depression the other day. She was watching as the girl was typing a letter on the typewriter and washing clothes on a washboard and then says "Oh this must of taken place way back in the 90s"...lol!

My 9 year old son was complaining about something, as he always does. Something was unfair, or whatever...I tune it out. My 7 year old son was standing next to him and in a casual deadpan started singing "Nobooooodyyyy knooooows...the troubles I've seeeeeeennnn" That it was intentional and perfectly timed just killed me. This happened a couple of weeks ago and still makes me chuckle to think about it.

I sent my teens to the store the other day - I wasn't there but my 17 yr old daughter told me... They were in Ace hardware wandering the aisles trying to find stuff when Miley Cyrus's "wrecking ball" came on the radio - without missing a beat my 14 yr old son turns to his sister and asks "where do we find the sledgehammers?"

That we should pick up another dog at Target so each kid has one to sleep with. :) Real one...