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Homeless guy: Are you from the moon?
Me: No, probably not.
Him: 'cause you're out of this world. Get it?
Me: Yeah. Thanks.
Him: Can I have a dollar?
Me: I don't have a dollar. Here, have my banana.
Him: What does it do?
Me: Nothing. It's a banana. You eat it.
Him: Oh. Nothing? Cause it's from the MOOOOOON? (waving his arms over his head)
Me: Uh...yes.

I felt pretty good about introducing the guy to fruit, but a little guilty for lying about my moon banana :)

LOL to your pup, bet it was funny to watch.

Sounds like the cop might have wanted to pick you up!!! :)

My sister had surgery this past weekend. My husband, our son, and I all went to the hospital to see her and visit her and my parents.

We are now leaving the hospital and walking through the hallways when I hear my husband say "ouch" I look over and what is he pulling out of his cargo pocket? My sister's fork of course. Why or how my son got ahold of her fork (it was clean, she didn't use it) I have no idea. But he thought Daddy's pocket was a good place to keep it.

We just started laughing. That little monkey snuck that one past us! Funnier part is, a lady was walking towards us down the hall, and saw the whole thing and was laughing so hard. So we were caught!

Love wacky dogs.

My story for what its worth has to do with our DS. He's two and change, and has taken to "helping us" with cleaning up. Unfortuneatly he's got some strange ideas as to where things go. Went to get myself a tea bag this morning. Found the tupperware in which we store our tea had an empty dirty mug and a used tea cup in it. The tupperware, and its contents were neatly closed and put away in the cupboard.

He ran into the bathroom this morning and was really intent on grabbing my towel off me as I stepped out of the shower. Curious as to why he "needed" it so badly, I let him have it. Seems that the towel belongs on the rack, not on my back. I did my best with the hand towel as we were pressed to get out the door and didn't care to die on that hill today.

Eh, it could be worse, he could have a penchant for messy.

Thanks for the smile,
F. B.

Funny story, but not from this week. When I was teaching 5th grade the class was lining up for recess and one of my boys says to me, "Am I growing a mustache?" I looked closely at him and said, "Yes, it sure looks like it." He replies, "So are you." Then he proceeds to go down the line of students pointing at their upper lips and counting all of our mustaches.

Another day when we were lining up from recess he starts flicking my arm and says, "Ooooh, fat!" When I glared at him he says, "It's the good kind of fat."

I know it sounds like he was being an awful kid, but he had a disability so I know he was just saying what was on his mind.

I read in the news yesterday that burglars broke into a building that houses some of Microsoft's R&D .....and made off with 5 iPads!

Oh gosh, thanks for this funny adorable story!
Love it!

I don't have any as funny as yours.
Not yet anyway.

I think Mommy of 1 is right! Sounds like you could have worked a date out of that!
No funnies here lately, but enjoyed reading yours!

Try this: a very cute, very little girl trying to say "banana." http://www.wimp.com/saybanana/