Make It Go Away! - Detroit,MI

Molly - to be honest - I think it is a regular one who has too much time on her hands and is doing her best to stir up trouble...

I too am guilty and responded...

I almost think it's a regular with an alter ego.
Someone gets bored and wants to stir things up.
With back to school happening soon, the troll traffic has already dropped off a bit.
Yea

I can't help it...I like Dandy! She seems almost familiar,doesn't she?

What? I leave to go boxing, come back and miss everything! DANDYLION is my favorite!!! I'm working my way back thru the questions I missed so I've got to go check it out...=)

So much for not feeding the trolls people!

Smite the trolls! I have no idea.

"M., there is a monster in my closet"

"Sweetheart, next time you open the closet, close your eyes and ears, and say 'I can't see you, I can't hear you, and so you don't exist.'
Then you'll see the monster is gone!"

:)

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Just so no one misunderstands my post, let me clarify that I'm not calling anyone or anything a 'monster'. Just making an example that if you want something to not affect you, then it is best to ignore it. :)

Calgon? Sorry, their marketing was obviously effective enough on me that I remember, "Calgon take me away!" Haven't ever used it though......

She does have a profile pic up now............ 0_0

Make like Dorothy...close your eyes and tap your ruby slippers together.

Don't feed them. They will look elsewhere for food.

Huh? I'm so lost. What are you talking about?

Nevermind...closed this out and I think I know what you're talking about. I have no idea how to make "it" go away.

Blink and they're gone.

o wow what happened

they sell cream, ointment, powder, pill, suppository. try any of those. i like ointment best.

I don't actually think she is a troll, just someone with a very! colorful life.

Jane you may be right but regardless she is a hell of a lot more entertaining than guest room/spyware troll!

Well, Molly, just when we thought it couldn't get worse, we end up with Dandy Cougar. Now she's just plain nasty and there's nothing funny about her. SHE should definitely be reported.

I don't think that any of these trolls are regulars (outside of being regular trolls.) I think that they are teens who need to go find a job.

Dawn

I'm reminded of a song from a Simpsons episode:

Paul Anka: To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Lisa: Guarantee void in Tennessee.
All: Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!