M.K.
That SOOOO reminds me of 'Baby Mama" where the mom asks the kids if it's chocolate or poop and then tastes it! Funny, funny!
Anywho, my (then) potty training 3 year old told me he had to pee. I told him to go. He started to sit and I said 'No, no....you stand to go pee!' So, he did. The next thing I know there was diarhea all over the floor! I said, 'You told me you needed to pee!' to which he replied, 'I did pee. I peed from my butt!'
Yeah...lesson learned.