My daughter comes running into the kitchen "Mommy, Joseph said the F word " . I calmly say what did he say . She says "he said fat " !Oh , my . Well I knew he's never heard the real f word;0) So what funny things have your kids said lately ?
Tonight, Nic (5) and Anna (3) were getting into the bath....
Nic: Mom, this is hot. (pause) Oh, well....it's ok (as he's getting in). Oh man, this is hot on my balls!
Anna: It's not hot for me.
Nic: Anna, you don't have any balls.
Anna: Oh, yes I do!!!!
Mom: Truer words were never spoken.
My 5 year only hears what he wants to hear and it is usually something mommy or daddy should have not said. I had put on a floral dress and was looking in the mirror to see how bad it looked since I have gained weight on my medicine when Emerson walked in and looked at me he said, "Mommy you have a flower garden on your big butt." I thought daddy was going to die from laughing so hard.
My nephews middle name is Slade. He and my sis were just here visiting from Indiana and she was calling him Slade alot.
A couple days after they left my daughter comes to me and says "I'm not your slave". "No you're not," I reply. "Well Cooper is Maggie's slave". I say, "why do you think that?" (My adult brain thinks because my sister yells quite a bit). She says, "well she always calls him that, Cooper slave, or just slave"...
So after I laughed harder than I had in a long time I explained his name is Cooper Slade, not slave.
My son did something similar when we heard some tweens throwing the F word around. When we passed my son said, "mommy, he said stupid!"
My son loves the solar system however he refers to the Spaceshuttle as the Spaceshittle - my sister and I laugh that this must mean when an astronaut accidently sharts in space!!! LOL
Last night we were at my dads. My daughter (3) looks up in the sky and see's the moon. She started crying saying the moon was broken. It took us a long time to get her to believe us it was just a half moon.. it wasn't broken.
Last week we were at the allergist and were discussing getting some blood work done. My son, who hates needles, informed the allergist that he doesn't have any blood....
My 4 year old is usually the one to crack me up, but the other day I was watching twin 1 year olds. The speak baby talk and my 11 year old said, "I love the way babies talk. It sounds like they are speaking Spanish and Greek." Lol.
My hubby is a fire fighter so fire trucks always reminded my little ones of daddy. Problem is that fire truck is really such a tricky phrase to enunciate.
We were at a parade and my then 2 year old screamed in delight when she saw daddy on the truck and yelled "Daddy F****!!!" At the top of her little girl lungs.
Everyone howled..... Lol!
Me and my girls and visited family recently. I was having a rough day and ended up crying while at my parents house. Just kinda a melt down. We were going back a few days later and in the car my 3 year old says.....
My 3 year old, "Mom you were crying at Grandma's last time?"
Me: "yes honey, I was."
My 3 year old, "You going to be good today?"
Me: haha "yes, I'll be good." LOL
My 2 older kids that are school aged LOVE to teach their baby sister *hilarious* things to say. The other day she was yelling for me and when I told her to, "stop yelling, what do you want?" she looked at me all doe-eyed and said, "but I have a log in my pants". Of course, my older two started laughing hysterically. They also taught her to tell me she has a "donkey dook" in her pants. It's really hard to tell them to stop teaching her to say things like that but the room full of laughter makes it next to impossible.
When my daughter was little she would always tell me " I love you more than a hippopotamus" or whatever else she really liked that day, lol.
Last year while I was teaching my oldest some prayers he said the following:
Should be: "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee."
He said: "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is a thief."
Should be: "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil."
He said: "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us TO evil."
Kinda sadistic, huh?
My daughter (4) looks and points at my shoulder and says, "Mommy, you have glue on you". I look at it, and there's a little bit of white flaky skin, I start to laugh, and say back to her "It's not glue honey, I'm peeling from my sunburn!". First's are always fun! :))) it was a cute moment :)
Im pregnant with twins and recently I visited my aunt and cousins. My cousin is 3. He asks me "K., whats in your stomach?" I say "Two babies". He asks me "How did they get in there, did you eat them?" Lol a classic question!
aww i cant think of anything funny but my 5 year old has always spoken so well so i love when she says a new word wrong for lack of being told the proper way not mispronouncing.
She thinks automatically is matically or totalmatically. so she told M. last night on the way home we should get wipers for all of the windows that turn on totalmatically and a car that does too so we're warm/coom and dry at all times and I can see well driving in the rain
