My daughter turned her bedroom into a "doctors office" and she has been hounding me to come check it out.
I was going to the bathroom and she slipped her hand in the door with a piece of paper that said "M., check-up with the doctor today."
OK, so I need to check this doctors office out. I walk to her room and there is a note on her door that says "Doctors office Open". When I walked in she was patiently awaiting her patient.
She said, "do you have any problems, headaches or anything?" I said "Well yes, I do have a headache, and I poop A LOT!" She thinks poop is hilarious so I threw that in there.
She giggled and then checked my eyes, ears, nose, and throat with her "tool" and the she said "I think you are going to be ok, just get some rest".
I said "Well, what about the pooping?" She looked at me dead serious and said "I think you should stop eating so much."
This kid cracks me up! Its going to be an interesting week! Any interesting stories to share?
I am 19 wks pregnant and my son is 4 1/2. I was telling him how I could feel the baby kicking and he replied "I bet the baby wants a toy to play with." Then he told me that I should eat a little toy so it would go in my tummy with the baby. LOL!
He comes up with some crazy ideas sometimes.
It has been raingin nonstop for 24 hours. This morning I said - wow this rain is craaaazy! My 4 yr old said - "that's Gods rain. If you call it crazy, he will send you to the Devil. And it NEVER rains there!"
Hard to argue with that logic!
Lol your "eating too much" reminded me of a funny story with my youngest. When my SIL was pregnant my son was 3. We were in some type of conversation talking about how when you eat alot of food you gain weight. So he says "oh so aunt Mary must eat alot because her belly is getting huge" I said no sweetie it is not too much food thats a baby in her belly. My son got this terrified look on his face a screamed "what?! Aunt Mary ate a baby?".....guess I should have explained better lol it was so funny.
Kids are so sweet and innocent. This morning I was driving my son to the sitter on my way to work and he loves to share all his wisdom at this time. He was telling me that someone wanted to sell their castle for 2 billion dollars. After that he sternly informed me that would be a lot of birthday money!! He keeps me on my toes.
I am loving the fact that my 3 year old calls Starburst "Star Wars." I carry a few loose ones in my bag sometime, and one of his late teachers sometimes gives them one if they've been good. It's so sweet to hear him ask, "Do you have any Star Wars?" - in that sweet little lispy voice!
OMG! She's Lucy from Peanuts!
What a cutie! Write it down!!
My kids are nuts all the time ;)
My daughter had a cold and my humidifier broke so that morning I told her that while I was at work daddy would take her to get a new humidifier. He took her to the store and she asks him where her firefighter was. He goes what, she said you know my firefighter mom said you would buy me one today. He said no honey its a humidifier.
I told my barely two year old it was nap time.
He said, with a frowny face, "unh-unh!"
"No, it's nap time. You have to come inside now."
"Big Boy!!"
This is from the kid that barely spoke two months ago and now he's telling me he's too big to take a nap! He's also the one who came in my bedroom last Saturday morning carrying a loaf of bread asking for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
My sister got HUGE with her pregnancies and has extra skin on her belly now (who doesn't). She was doing a firming face mask and yelled to me from the other room "its working, I can feel the skin on my neck getting tighter!" My nephew (7 and dead serious) says, "tell mommy to put it on her stomach skin, if it works so good on her neck it will be awesome on her tummy". I about died and he just did not understand what I thought was sooooo funny.
Great advice. Please tell your future lil' doctor thank you. I'll give it a try.
LOVE IT! "stop eating so much".
I surprised my daughter this afternoon and picked her up from school (hubs usually does but I had a dentist app so I was home early). Anyway...told her to get ready for soccer practice. Let her know that it's chilly/muddy she should wear her "under soccer armor"..."well I don't know where it's AT!"...so as I let her stomp off to cool down. She shuts her door and said not too loudly but loud enough "UGGGHHH I'm so sick, sick, sick of her not helping me!"
I have become "HER"...sure enough she found them on her own. Damn I'm such a meanie!
Just today I was sitting on the deck with my two-year-old. We've had unusually warm weather which called for shorts. While sitting on my lap she pointed to my legs and said "what's dat?" I realized she was pointing to all my leg hair and I said "that's hair," and realized I desperately need to shave.
I guess I won't have to remind myself anymore!
My 9 yo was telling all of us about something that happened at school last night and he said "and I jamped out of the way". We were all looking at him, but I said "Jamped"? He said "Ya, I jamped out of the way". For a second everyone was quiet and just looked at him and then I just started cracking up and we all started laughing so hard we couldn't talk. I finally told him its "JUMPED", then he started laughing too. Even when they get older they crack me up! =)
Thanks for the laugh :)
