B.F.
Well, for my husband I called it selective hearing...he hears me but only picks up what he wants to hear. He has over the past few years gotten better about not tuning me out so much. I started saying things like "I'm going to the store but when I leave and have the bagboy help me to the car I'm driving home naked" he'd say "what did you say?" then I'd ask him is there anything I need to get at the store you need? he'd say huh, I thought you said something about being naked...I played this game with him for a while (it was a bit fun for me). I'd also say something like I'm taking whip cream to the bank with me and telling that hot teller I want to nibble on him...he'd say your going to the bank but I didn't get all of what you said ...then I'd say yes, bank do you need me to make a deposit. Finally after a few months he caught me, no not driving naked but saying things to get his attention since he only listened to certain words instead of having a real conversation with me.....he listen's and makes a response now I think he's worried I may just do what he thought he heard and he better pay attention....lol
Try it if anything you'll get a laugh and he may end up listening to you...not sure if it works on everyone but a friend of mine started using it on her boss and he finally listened...she wasn't saying the things I said but did the same in saying things to finally get his attention to what she was saying about work and employees.