✤.J.
You should really be putting your time & energy into preparing for the apocolypse instead of this nonsense.
JUST KIDDING!! I like all 3 of your ideas, too, but I might skip the MRE one because, well, people usually want to eat food at parties that they actually like & that definitely doesn't count! I think my favorite would be the one with the projector with silly stuff to be considered "end of the world events".