I was laying here over my morning coffee thinking about yesterday when my DD was about to walk across my freshly mopped floor.
So I proceed to say "Get off the floor in your bare feet. Your going to leave prints."
DD says "But mommy, I don't have bear feet. I have people feet."
I am still chuckling about that. So I figured we all could get some more smiles reading some other stories. :)
@ Suz...speaking of family talk. My oldest cannot say noodles. It is "noon- nles" so at an adult dinner once I asked about "Noonles or rice?" ha ha.
My daughter when she was about 3 was sitting on the steps and I her dad was trying to put her shoes and socks on. She looked at him and said " But Daddy, if you put my socks on, my toes can't talk to each other!"
Yesterday I was at the park with my 3yr old son.As we were getting in our own car he noticed parked car with a dog barking at the open window. (The owner was also in the car)
Son: "Mama, look at that little puppy over there. Go say hi to little puppy!"
Me: "No buddy, we don't want to go peer into someone else's car."
Son: pause, confused look...." or poop in it."
Classic!
My four year old: from the backseat.
C: "Dad, I think I have Google Bumps"
Dad: "Son, you have what?"
Me: " Do you mean goose bumps?"
C: "No they're Google bumps"
My daughter when she was about 4:
S: "mom your working out is working for you"
Me: "thanks sis"
S: "yep your but is getting bigger"
Me: "well it should be getting smaller"
S: "nope, it's huge!"
But we have what we call Sydnee'ism as she says things all the time that just make me laugh.
my 3 1/2 year old grandson is a comedian on legs. He cracks us up continually. Last weekend, when he was at my house, he comes up to me with a very sad face and puppy dog eyes and says "Grandma, last night, Momma broke my heart with her fat arms". For one, he was so stinkin' dramatic about it and for two - his mom MIGHT weigh 100 pounds if you squint. She has toothpick arms and legs. So of course, the ever indignant grandma, I ask my daughter "what did you do to him?" and she laughs and says "I made him go to bed".
my older son never quite grasped 'each other'. for him it was 'ee chother.'
so he would things like 'dylan and i are mad at our chothers.'
we loved it so much it's become family-speak.
:) khairete
S.
our dd who is almost 3 has a tendency to move faster than her feet will allow her to stop so she seems to fall when moving to fast. And one I said to her "you need to slow down you are getting to clumsy" and she states " No mama I'm smooth". Dh and I have a tendency to say real smooth when we do something really stupid.
One night my son proclaimed to me, " I would like to have a nightcap." I said, what!! you are way toooooooooo young to be drinking.. he said, no not drinking, one of those longs caps that people wear on their hair to bed...
These remind me of Reader's Digests "The darndest things kids say," or whatever that column was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!
Anyway, DD picks up my resistance tubes, tries to mimic a bicep curl, proceeds to count and declares that she's "exincising."
While driving down the street with my youngest around 2 y/o he started screaming Marlenea d bolis over and over. We could figure it out until we drove by the Mar Vista Bowl
cute question! my son "shaved" this morning - got one of my hubby's razors and proceeded to cut his upper lip in two clean lines. when i busted him (and was cleaning it up) he stated, "but mom it would have worked if i had the foam!" mmhmm!
the other day he told me that he never wants to go to england, because hitler was in the illusionary war between america and england, and he was for england and he was a bad guy.
