Jff - You Know You're Getting Old When......

Updated on November 03, 2011
T.K. asks from Grand Prairie, TX
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3) You have more food in the fridge than beer

2) "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again".

And the number one way you know you are getting older? Drumroll please...........
1) Your friends start having kids on purpose

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Spidermonkey - you are so right. I remember groaning at my moms golden oldies like Neil Diamond, and Tom Jones and it hit me. One day my kids are going to be rolling thier eyes about my golden oldies when I'm playing Snoop Dogg!

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J.S.

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You start to type the answer to a question on Mamapedia and ............. wait?? what was I doing?? LOL!

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R.D.

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You go to bed at 9pm... on purpose.

You have to stop in the middle of being intimate, because someone pulled a muscle.

WAIT I CAN'T TYPE ANYMORE, my son just pooped on the potty for the first time :D

ETA: HAHA, sorry, did not mean to hijack your post there ;) YAY ROMAN!

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K.G.

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You eat dinner at 4:30

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⊱.H.

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Happy Hour is a nap :)

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K..

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You think that modern day music/musicians suck. In reality, yes, the music does suck, but it sucked back when we were kids, and this is what all old people say when they get to a certain age/point in their lives.

You consider sleeping until 7am "sleeping in".

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A.F.

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You no longer get asked for id to purchase above mentioned alcohol...

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J.L.

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When I see 80's style jewlery being called vintage on Ebay :)

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L.W.

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When your get up and go has GONE....

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H.G.

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Love you T. :)
I knew I was getting old when my 15 yr old said he liked old school hip hop. I said me too! What do you like? He said jodeci, genuine and the "older" dr Dre like next episode. Omg!! If that's old school I should be in a nursing home :( plus when we are in the car and I tell him to turn it down its hurting my ears!!! When did I become my mama???

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N.A.

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Ok...when your getting ready to leave and your wondering where you placed your cell phone while your talking to your mother! Lol...That is what happened to me yesterday! Keep the JFF questions coming! Love it!

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C.O.

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i have to admit - I love Stephanie's reply....

HAPPY HOUR IS A NAP!!! YAHOO!!!

You know you are getting old when your joints creak when you get up...

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M.J.

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You wear granny panties to catch the drips and no more whale tails cause they just dont provide the "protection" you need after kids.

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