So yesterday I noticed one of my razors with hubby's stuff in the shower. I didn't think much of it and thought I may have forgotten to throw away my old one when I last switched. Today I was cleaning the bathroom and saw it again (the extra razor). It's pink and my husband doesn't use razors. He shaves with an electric one. But I figured I should ask him about it just in case. This is how the conversation played out:
Me: Honey, did you get out one of my razors or did I leave both in there?
Him: No, I stole it to shave my nutsack.
Me: *staring at him in stunned silence*
Him: laughing his butt off
Really!?! We've been together a few years now, and I still never expected those words to come out of his mouth. Wow.. Just wow. So glad I asked!!
Anyone else have a husband who drops these sort of bombshells?
ETA: I normally find his antics hilarious, but this one was so unexpected I couldn't even think of a response..
It looks like most of you understood what I meant. But for those who didn't.. I never said what he *did* was "vulgar". It was how he said it that shocked me. And since he never uses razors it's not like I'm used to this.
* Hubby says he's glad he could entertain everyone, lol!
Oh sister, "shaving my nutsack" wouldn't even cause a blip on the radar around here.
Yes, my husband is vulgar.
Nothing fazes me anymore...
wow.. thats nothing.. compared to the things that get said in my house thats so0 nowhere near vulgar i cant even think of a word for it.. im waaaayyy worse than that.. so is my fiance, so is my father.. and at times my mom too .. we were joking yesterday that when my daughter gets older we're going to have to teach her "earmuffs" (if anyone has seen the movie old school youll get the reference)
prime example.. yesterday my dad called my fiance "hey scrotum, come help me with this" .. one day i called my fiance ballcheese and his responce was vaginascum.. one day when it was really hot i walked outside to fidn my mom and fiance having a full-on conversation about how you have to powder your balls or theyll stick to your leg
.. i could go on ... but i wont ..ill save your virgin ears
- obviously once the baby gets older we are all going to have to watch what we say.. but im sure some things will slip out every now and then
no, but i'd probably be okay with it if he was. my husband is the weird one around here, unfailingly courteous. i never even hear him fart!
unfortunately his sons took after my side of the family. they LOVE coming out with stuff like that and listening to me shriek. now that they've moved out i rarely look up from keyboard to see a big hairy moon pressed against the sliding glass door, but occasionally they'll announce a home visit that way.
good times..........
:/ khairete
S.
I'm much more vulgar than my husband
LOL...haha! Thanks I really needed a laugh - Life is too full of people trying to be so proper ~ He's just keeping it real!
I would have doubled over in laughter. My husband is CRAZY vulgar, as am I...when appropriate. But, between the two of us, it's usually him that sits in stunned silence. HA!
lol... I'm usually in the shower with my husband when he steals my razor for that purpose. I figure it's no different than me shaving my nether region. :) My husband says things that I don't quite expect all the time, so it's hard to think of a specific example! He is ALWAYS "keeping me on my toes" as he says.
No, he's not. Vulgar turns him off.
When my husband borrowed my razor I tried the shocker on him and told him I used it to shave my @ss and he just said so!
I also told my sister when she forgot to clean her husbands (who I find repulsive) shaver to shave her @ss with it and leave it that way. At that point my husband told me I was a pig!
teehee!
The first thing that came in my head was "Well how does she think he removes the hair there, since surely she knows he does that?" Then I thought you were just thrown by the term "nutsack". I admit that's a new one on me, since the "boys" in my family all call it "balls".
I don't consider it vulgar since he's actually using it in talking about his man parts. I would be more apt to consider it vulgar if he were saying that so-and-so doesn't have the balls to do such-and-such (though that wouldn't really bother me either.)
Dawn
You know... I have a pretty good sense of humor... But my husband takes it too far about 50%-60% of the time. Sometimes I can sense that he's about to say something that would take too far and I quickly put my hand over his mouth to stop him... Other times he surprises me, and is usually met with an eye roll (Or if we are in public a "Shut up, you're embarrassing me" look).
Some men are boys longer than others. :)
