Horrible Bosses

First things first,

Jason Bateman is hot, hot, hot.

Horrible Bosses was so inappropriate and also the funniest movie I have seen in a long time. We finished watching it and I immediately wanted to watch it again.

I have had some really terrible bosses, and if I had know then what I know now, they would be out of a job and I would be rich of the legal settlements.

College summer job.
Packing fixtures.
Foremans name: Blanche.
Foreman's hairdo: Beehive.
Foreman's signature scent? Aqua Net.

'Nuff said.

I was in a 'bad command' at one point for a bit in the military. Soooo! Much! Fun! :P 2 guys in particular; I check the death register from time to time to see if anyone has done the world a favor by scattering their atoms. They're both in the "B's" as well, so I don't have to scroll too far down. They're not worth the time in Leavenworth (or wherever they'd send me these days) for offing them myself, but one of these days, someone's going to. And I will cheerfully dance on their graves and help fund the defense of the person who finally lost it on them. :D :D :D But wait... lemme tell ya how I really feel ;). That reminds me, though. I haven't checked the register in a few months. Think I'm gonna. Although I don't have any champagne. Maybe I should keep a bottle on hand 'just in case'. Hmmm.

OMG...yes! Jason Batemen is absolutely delicious.

I worked at an insurance company in CA for 15 years before moving to AZ. One of my bosses was a dingy woman that worked there for like 30 years. Every single freaking day, she would call me over to her office when she came in to help her log on. I swear, I wanted to slam her head into the desk! How can you not know how to LOG ON after working in the same company for THIRTY YEARS???!!! Type in your login ID...you don't know your own name? L I N D A Type in your password...you still don't remember it even tho it hasn't changed in THIRTY YEARS??? Hit "enter". OMG... and this woman made way more money than I did. UGH.

I have a horrible boss. Thankfully there is enough psychological dysfunction to keep me entertained. :p

I wish I could post stories but she is crazy enough to cyber stalk me. :(

I have to start out by saying:

1- I LOVE Jason Bateman - like lifetime crush on him

2- I worked for a string of terrible jobs when I was in college but I had one boss that took the cake. She was a new-agey type and had a metaphyiscal store - in a converted warehouse (where she also lived) on the outskirts of Boulder. It was when Internet Marketing was just taking off so I took the job as a learning experience towards my MA degree. She was straight up crazy. She had installed a little kitchen in teh warehouse and decided to use it as her BATHROOM as well! What looney puts a toilet in next to the refrigerator? Aside from that she was just a mean person - always yelling - making rude comments - pretty much disrespecting me at all times. She had a little lap dog and asked if I would dog sit one weekend. I hesitantly agreed - took the dog to my house - where my dog fought with it all weekend. On Monday I told her it didn't go well, etc - and she just looked at me blank and asked if I would do it again the next weekend. I told her no - and to top that off - she never paid me - figured I wouldn't mind doing it for free. I quit after 3 months - the final straw was when she moved into a fancy house in Boulder - and brought her boyfriend to spend the week. They made out the entire time I was there and were just too creepy for words. On the flip side - she went out of town for Thanksgiving and I used the key she left for my hubby and I to get into her house and hang out on the patio partying while she was gone. Loser...lol

YES! I was in college working at a boutique that an oriental couple owned. There family also owned the factory where Express clothing was made so a lot of the fabrics were the same in what this boutique carried. It was in a ritzy part of LA and one day, a couple of ladies came in browsing and when they were finished I said, "Thanks you guys, come back and see us again". I have never had someone jump down my throat so fast for using the word "guys" when referring to woman. I got such a lecture about never using "guys" in the store again. Then, one day Sarah Gilbert and a friend came in, I wasn't waiting on her but the owner kept trying to push me to help and when I said the other employee had it down, I got lectured again for not stepping up to help. I don't think I would have ever pleased these people so one night I just looked at them and said, "I'm done, I quit" and they just stared at me as if I was so beneath them. I was glad to leave but if they were smart, they would have noticed I had the second highest sales outside of the manager. They lost a good employee but oh well, life went on:)

These stories are really funny! LOL

I had a boss who would take a bite of your sandwich if you walked up front to help a customer. He also asked me once to get a monkey for the office. I told him I was not cleaning up poop and so he goes out and gets a bird so I can clean up seeds instead. THANKS!