My husband and I love to have fun, and we love the horizontal polka (and the vertical polka, and doggy-style polka, LOL). :) My husband is such a funny witty guy. Occasionally he will say or do something that makes us both BURST out laughing, and we can't finish until we calm down. Once we had to just stop and come back to it later! Has that ever happened to you??
We had some friends long ago that told us about one day when they were...going at it...and he wanted to try something new, so he sat up, spread his arms out, and yelled, "I'm a teradactyll!" Apparently they couldn't do it for a week after that because they'd crack up every time.
OMG, you guys are SO funny!! I literally laughed out loud reading these! Since you brought up the chest farts...LOL...Once (very early in our relationship) that happened to us while we were in the middle of it, and we both stopped dead for a minute trying to figure out if it came from our stomachs, chests, or butts!! LOL!! That's so embarrassing...
Yes, laugh all the time (won't even mention the 'chest farts' on a hot sweaty day)! It's a beautiful thing! Laugh even more when the thing pops right out from my laugh!
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OMG you guys are killing me!!!! I am laughing out loud about the broken bed, "wrong hole" and farting chests!!!! Ohhhh, thanks, I needed that.
Um, yeah, when you have one of those, ahem, vaginal queefs :)
I'm sorry, I had to say it
Haha, what a great post!
So I don't know if anyone else has this "issue", but I'm sort of flat-chested, so when we're kind of sweaty and he's on top of me, sometimes when our chests get pushed together, it totally sounds like a fart..like the same concept of when people make their armpits make that noise, know what I mean? It usually happens when we are completely serious and into it, so then we both just burst out laughing and see how many farting noises in a row we can make with our chests. If he lays on me and then sucks in his stomach and then pushes it out, it makes a big ole long noise and we laugh so hard that we can't breathe. It's so funny.
Once when my husband fell off the bed while trying to change positions! :) i am sure there are others, but that one really makes me laugh, even thinking about it now.
Yes
LeeLee....LOL For us its an accidental poke you know where
Lmao!! Your a mess girl! Farting leads to laughing and is gross as that sounds it always happens to one of us!! Im red faced just thinkin bout it!
I laugh a lot. Often, during very inappropriate moments. So yah, I laugh during sex. Doesn't even have to be a particularly funny sex moment for me to crack up. Sometimes, sex IS just funny. Well, funny to me.
Yes of course..It's non stop if my vagina decides to fart.I still remeber the first night that happened after our 1st becauseit never happened before, he was freaked out at first but now hey it's a part of me & my bodys noises.
I'm a sex giggler. My husband was offended at first, now he just accepts it.
We laugh a lot because my husband and I are dirty birdies and have a silly sense of humor..and why not? Sex should be enjoyable, fun, passionate, hot, sometimes silly and not just like a wooden board.
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Hilarious !!!! Yes we do :-) Once after the Big 'O', something just switched in my brain and I started laughing uncontrollabley and Crying !! LOL
He seemed all concerned and in between laughing tears I'm like, 'Its Not you Honestly' but dieing laughing... That is the One and Only time that has happened. so weird LMAO
A.A ~ I will announce 'wrong hole' and we Both crack up !!!
yes... usually when things we try don't work out the first time, or second, third... LOL
No- never.
But your post made me literally LOL.
I'm still laughing.
I can picture my husband saying "I'm a terradactyl"
He would do something like that.
Thanks for the laugh :)
I needed one today.
Haha, yep, lots of times.
Yep, and sometimes the big "O" causes me to laugh, which freaked ME out the first time. My hubby likes when I laugh for obvious reasons LOL :)
It happened to just me the other night, for some reason I just couldn't stop laughing. I think it was because I had a up and down day and it just seemed to be the only thing I could do.....hubby thought it was funny, he said it was good to hear me just sit back and laugh away.
Yeah but not in a mean way. :)
This actually happened to us last night... I said something funny and we had to take a break. As long as it stays interesting...
Yes, my husband is a goofball so it is very normal for us!
Not once, but twice, my husband and I knocked our heads together right at a crucial moment of the "horizontal polka", and both times we cracked up and had to start over. ;)
Oh yea all the time! Sometimes we are just being silly ...like when I make things talk.... sometimes after the first 'O' I get all giggly.. We both fell off the bed once trying to change positions... We have broken our bed 3 times... changing positions without 'disconnecting' doesn't always go smoothly and we get stuck halfawy thru...
