Cute Onsie Sayings

Depending on the parents-to-be sense of humor:
Don't look at me that smell is coming from my dad
Keep calm and carry me
Never ever shake a baby
I drink until I pass out

I bought my friend one that said in big letters "My mom ROCKS" then in smaller letters "me to sleep" . I always like the AB/lightning bolt/CD - Like the AC/DC logo.

Party at my crib - 4 a.m.
If you think I'm cute, you should see my mommy/daddy!
Chick Magnet (for a boy)
I pull all nighters
Daddy and I agree, Mommy is the best!
Could I get any cuter?

I'll be following this one! We are doing this at my sister's shower in two weeks and it will be great to have some ideas on hand for people who are caught off guard.

I received I one that said Mommy and Daddy's little alarm clock.

I made a clothesline of onesies that represented the whole family and friends around the country and the world for my DIL. My one daughter trains horses, other one surgical tech, one son FDNY so that was easy, and my other son, her daddy, has his own trucking business so a onesie with a big truck was in order. Had things from Africa, England, and many states were represented. Our sogs were represented to. If I could not find one, I went to cafePress. They have EVERYTHING!

Pinterest has tons of options:

http://www.pinterest.com/search/pins/?q=onesies%20funny&a...

I've always liked to newborn ones saying, "I just did 9 months on the inside"

If she's having a boy, I also like the "dude, your wife keeps checking me out."

spit happens
50% mommy + 50% daddy = 100% adorable

eat, sleep, play repeat.
poop happens
bouncing baby
bundle of joy
Peek-A- Boo
This little Piggy cried wee wee wee

My favorite when my boys were little was:

Got Milk?

tax shelter
Lock up your daughters
I make boys cry

Tshirthell.com has some great ones!

They have a lot that are brilliantly inappropriate...
my kids went home from the hospital in:
"ugly people make me cry" and "daddy drinks because I cry"

but they have a lot that are just cute, too.