What is your best blond moment.
Mine I still laugh about every time I think of it.
My family and I were going camping. My hubby left in the A.M. to find a spot. So I get the kids from school when they get out and drive 3 hrs to the camp ground. We are having a great time in the car.
So I am on the phone with my hubby as he is directing me in the camp ground. As I pull up to the gaurd shack I notice it smells like a fire (mind you we are by the ocean but inthe mountains) so very concerned I say to my hubby, with my kids in the car with me, ARE YOU SURE IT IS SAFE HONEY, IT SMELLS LIKE A FIRE IS AROUND HERE....... LMAO....He says "Honey we are camping with camp fires all around us"....Hahahahahahahahaha BLOND MOMENT!
I am constantly looking for my sunglasses- 9 times out of ten they are on top of my head. Yet, I still "lose" them.
I had one just the other day.
We have a 2.5 year old and a 12 month old. Our 12 month old crawls like crazy and is VERY fast. I was cleaning up from dinner and I noticed the gate to the stairs was open. I freaked out and shouted "Where is John" because I couldn't see him crawling around the kitchen. Everyone kind of just stopped and stared at me. I didn't know what the problem was. Then my husband said "Um, you are holding him". O....M....G!!! Seriously?!?!?!?! I was holding him and didn't know it! hahahaha...I should mention that I am also pregnant, so I totally blamed it on preggo brain!
I was at the zoo with the kids and hubby. We were looking at the sheep and I was talking to the girls about how they shave their wool and use it to make clothes. I said something about cotton and how your shirts are made out of cotton and that is from the sheep. Totally not thinking about what I was saying!!!! My husband chimes in, that cotton grows in field and that the wool from the sheep to make other clothes like sweaters and blankets. DUHHH. I am blond, and really felt like it at that moment!
One morning I made a pot of coffee without putting any coffee in the basket - so I made a pot of hot water. My husband discovered it first and asked, "Hey what kind of coffee is this?" LOL! I chalked that one up to not having my coffee yet!
There are way too many to post here.....:)
lol oh man where do i begin! lets see blonde moment number 1
my mom and i are at an intersection and my mom heres the churpping for the cross walk. my mom goes whats that sound and with out missing a beat i look at her and say its for the deaf people! haha blonde moment!
blonde moment number 2
when i was looking for work my aunt said that i could put sign language and a second language and i turned to her and said i cant use sign language as a second language i cant read braile! haha blonde moment!!!
blonde moment number 3
one day i came home from work one day with groceries and i was putting them away quickly as i was tired from working 4a-1pm. anyways i put all my groceries away and went to take a nap. a few hours later a friend calls and wants to hang out so i get up get dressed and cant find my keys. im looking all over and cant find them.. i finally was about to call him and say i cant find my keys when i opened the fridge to get a coke and there where my keys in the fridge! i still to this day dont remember putting them in there and yes when i cant find things i still look to see if i stuck them in the fridge! lol hahahaha blonde moment!
i have many more but those are the best 3 i have!
Lol
My son and I were coming back to the car and the battery to the key-chain died; I pushed the button to unlock the car and it wasn't working. I had a few moments where I wondered how I was going to get us into the car to get us home. Then I looked at the key-chain, and of course the KEY was on the key-chain... D'oh! I used the KEY to unlock the door and take us home.
