I think your story is cute, yet I can understand your frustrations. First off, the person who said, cut off the feet of the jammies and put them on backwards was a excellent idea!!!!! As for the getting out of bed....... He is 2 1/2, and buying a crib tent at this stage would be quite a investment. My son went in a bed at 2yr 4mo old. Why not switch him to a bed? Make it a big deal, and get him a character bedding set, perhaps he might just want to stay put? I dont know how your house is set up, maybe a gate on his door? but from what you described, maybe he'd climb over that? Can you close his bedroom door, does he know how to open that? At least til he is asleep. Best of luck , please put in a update, I love to hear what people did and how they made out.