Hi F., I laughed when I read your e-mail, as I have the same thoughts. My name is L. and I have two boys Connor and Bradley aged 2 and 10 months, we have just recently moved to Land O Lakes from Clearwater. We are from England and have lived here for 6 years, I work part time as a nurse and my husband works for Fed-Ex. We are not religious at all and only go to church for weddings and funerals (that sounds awful but its true!) We like to do the fun things u mentioned, like to have the occassional bevvy and my husband loves soccer, so if you would like to meet up for a playdate sometime I think it would be fun, we live about 20 mins north of Lutz so its not too far from you. Hope to hear from you, L.