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No amusing pickup lines that I can recall offhand.
I'm also a redhead, and my stock response to the carpet/drapes question is, "What are you, an interior decorator?"
A guy once told me, "You know you want this six inches." I told him that three in and three out did not add up to six.
I once told a guy who didn't know how to take "No" for an answer that he needed to learn the difference between HAVING a big dick and BEING a big dick.