That Damn Airplane!

Updated on October 27, 2011
J.W. asks from Saint Louis, MO
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I often get into the debate of free range vs helicopter as a few people here may know. I do not hover but I am very protective of my kids. Heck I am so protective of them that I feel I am an inadequate protector alone so I make sure my kids can protect themselves. :)

Just in case I am hit by that damn airplane. :p

I love to spin stories of how that phantom airplane gets us every time. Of course my airplane is just a metaphor for the uncertainty of this world we live in.

Today after hearing about how a parent could be in a car accident making a 30 minute trip much longer leaving the poor defenseless children alone for much longer than planned, well that damn airplane creamed me in the back yard while mowing the lawn, leaving my poor children in the house trying to figure out what to do. :(

You may find this hard to believe but I haven't discussed what to do if mom is creamed by an airplane while mowing the lawn with my kids. I can't see ever doing it either. Even at their young age they are starting to doubt my sanity, I don't want to give them proof. :p

So does anyone else have strange metaphors they pull out when telling stories?

I know I have more than the airplane but I just can't think of them right now.

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So What Happened?

I have never heard of the elephant on the sofa metaphor, is he like the elephant in the room? I like that guy but it seems like no one else sees him at times. :-/

Katie, these are not stories I tell my kids. They would think I was crazy.

Theresa, thank you. :)

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C.S.

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Hi J.!

My husband has epilepsy. So as soon as we could start talking to our son about the elephant - we did. He was about 3 when he knew his numbers so we started practicing on phones - both landline and cell. There is a laminated sheet of paper next to my downstairs landline with several people's photo and their phone number. He knows that if Mama or Daddy won't wake up he should call one of those numbers and that he should start at the top and work his way down. He is now 5.5 and knows about 911 and emergencies and ambulances, etc. I actually taught him to get out of his car seat on his own in case we are in an accident together and I am unable to get him out. He knows that he can only get out of the car seat if we have been in an accident.

I also have guardianship and all legal documents in place in case of the airplane.

C.

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T.N.

answers from Albany on

Step AWAY from the statistics, J., step AWAY from the statistics.

As you know more than ANY of us, they apply to ALL of us, but they do NOT apply to YOU ALONE.

:)

(and yes, I am fond of The Elephant On The Sofa metaphor, first time I used it when trying to get The Man to communicate, he really really thought I was referring to him and his, um, tendency towards, um, slothness. tehehe) He had never heard that expression.)

Yes, the Elephant In The Room, same concept, everyone walks around him, but nobody talks about him being there.

C'mon! You're killin' me! tehehe

So with the elephant on the SOFA, everyone is careful not to sit in his spot, but no one asks him to move, or acknowledges his presence. Geez!

Meaning, of course, there is an issue that really needs to be resolved but everyone pretends it's not there!

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C.O.

answers from Washington DC on

ooh J.!! Have I told you today that I love you?! You so crack me up and I needed that laugh!!

No, we don't use metaphors here....we just talk about it.

Like you, don't hover but practice free range...but FIERCE protector..(surprised?) and like you, we have taught our kids how to defend themselves. Greg is a black belt and Nicky is a red belt in Tae Kwon Do.

They know how to dial 911 and know to stay calm in an emergency.

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V.W.

answers from Jacksonville on

Somebody tell me what an elephant on the sofa is!!!! Quick!

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K.B.

answers from Milwaukee on

I try not to use metaphors, they are confusing to the kids instead of really giving them the skills to handle life. What I do is try to prepare them as much as I can through the basics at age apporiate times (this of coruse will vary from child to child depending on their maturity). I have talked with my daughter about fires, car accidents (mainly because one of her friends was in a horrible one and we say a really bad one happen), or if something happens to mommy call daddy (she knows where I keep my cell phone and to hold 2 till it dials then tell daddy as much as she can, if possible call 911). I do protect my child BUT I also feel that it does my child no good if I do not help her on how to handle situations both good and bad.

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L.C.

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I used to remind them that I might get hit by the pie truck.
LBC

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