E.B.
Mine called me "Mr. Smee" (from Peter Pan) and would only answer to "Captain Hook" for the longest time. Sadly, I didn't get wine, but I was served invisible pirate food daily.
Another period of time, he named his feet. Each foot had a name, and I had to call both feet by name if I wanted him to come to the table, for example. If I called him by name, his feet couldn't come because I hadn't called them!