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I have found recently that it's fun (and easy) to write poems when you put them to a song. I JUST wrote this one for you. Some words need to be extended to an extra syllable - (whole, my, will). Feel free to change it up. It's not really uniform, but starts with pregnany and goes into infancy:
(Sung to the tune of "Take me out to the Ballgame")
I am pregnant with baby.
I am growing so big.
For 9 whole months I will wait and wait.
Then after that I will surely lactate,
because my little bundle,
will want to eat.
Count them 1, 2, 3 sleepless nights,
then repeat, repeat!