S.T.
Clearly you folks are on the west coast. In NY we'd do 3 cheese pies and one pepperoni. I don't know any teens who'll eat veggie pie unless everything else is gone. And there's not a self-respecting NYer who'd have pizza with pineapple on it - and exactly what is a Hawaiian pizza? Calamari and shrimp maybe...
I hope you get a laugh out of this - written just a little in fun - but a little serious. :o)