My pet peeve today (and really, no pun intended) are the people coming into the vet clinic where I am working, asking questions, and then arguing when they don't like the answers. Guy just was in here a short while ago, said he has a puppy at home, who is actually now over a year old, and has never had vaccines, so he's asking about prices, etc.
"We recommend vaccinating for distemper/parvo, kennel cough, and of course rabies. Since she's never had vaccines before, the distemper vaccine would need to be boostered in 3 to 4 weeks."
"She would need another one??? But that's too much money!!! What's the point of giving her one shot if one isn't good enough? What a racket!"
"Sir, that's just how their immune system works - they need at least 2 to have full immunity. We also recommend having them heartworm tested and then on monthly heartworm prevention if they test negative."
"Can't I just bring a stool sample in for that?"
"No, it's blood test."
"Why can't I just bring in some of her stool?"
"Because heartworms live in the heart and blood vessels, not in the intestine - they can't be detected on a stool exam, only a blood test."
"Well, that' just going to be too much money.What do I have to do to her license?"
"She needs a rabies vaccine to get a dog license."
"Why?"
"Because that's the law, they don't issue dog licenses unless you show proof of rabies vaccine."
"What about getting her microchipped? How does that work?"
"We can implant a microchip under her skin - it goes between the shoulder blades."
"And then if she gets lost, they can track her down and tell where she is?"
"No, it doesn't work that way. The microchip has a number and if someone catches her and takes her someplace where they can scan her, they will see the number and then can track down who she belongs to."
"But you can't tell where she is? Then what's the point?"
"Well, it will show that she belongs to someone and then she can be returned to you. But it's not a GPS."
"Well, that doesn't do me any good! I can't believe how much everything costs just to have a dog!"
UGH! THEN DON'T HAVE ONE! ARRRGGGHHH!