What are your favorite kid lies?
My 2 yr old keeps telling me, "Andy (my 9 month old) said a bad word!" I think it is pretty funny, because the only word he knows so far is "Mama."
A few months ago my 5 yr old tried blaming something he had done on the 2 yr old (who was securely strapped into a highchair, and the offense took place in a different room.) He said, "Yeah, Jakey did it. He unbuckled his strap, ran across the kitchen, knocked the mail off the dining room table, and climbed back into his highchair and buckled himself." Sure kid, sure :)
LOL. Cute little liars--so young, so devious!
Did you brush your teeth?
Yes
Really? Why is your toothbrush in your backpack & dry?
I used a towel.
One of those most blatant lies is...I said it to myself.
her "Mom, he said shut up to me"
him "No I didn't, I said it to myself."
M did you pour the baby powder all over D?
Nope mom, serious it was Kanala.
WHO IS KANALA
My other self, so dont call the police (recent scare tactic of husbands) cause I am not getting in trouble for this one....
ME: please lord dont let my kid have multiple personalities yet...<sniff sniff>
We were watching tv and one of the chracters bit this guy on the arm.
My daughter turns to me and says "he bit me on my arm right there" pointing to the spot.
she was so serious all I could do was laugh
'Aunty Tori kicks me and hits me with a stick'. Poor Aunty Tori does nothing but love my little trouble-maker!
The kids are always blaming things on the dog.
"Who drew on the wall?"
"It was the dog!"
