Over Christmas I saw a list of the 10 worst celebrity Christmas albums you hope to never receive... posted it on Facebook as a ha ha, and low and behold, one of my 'funny' friends bought me one of them for Christmas... That's right, I now own the Alli Lohan Christmas CD. My friend's birthday is this weekend, and I'm thinking I need to find him something just as creative. Thoughts? :)
Some of these ideas were hysterical! What I didn't post in the original note is my friend is gay (and a bit crazy) so my husband and I bought him the "coloring book of vaginas"... I figure that will get about as much use as my Ali Lohan cd! :) Thanks ladies!!!!!
I think an awesome Christmas sweater and you can't go wrong. You know the tacky knit kind with a giant reindeer on the front? Or just think Bill Cosby!
The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker: http://www.amazon.com/CSB-Commodities-HCN1-Hillary-Nutcra...
Or the Bill Clinton screwdriver: http://www.amazon.com/CSB-Commodities-HCN1-Hillary-Nutcra...
Funny and practical!
Do you have a spencers near you? I love that store so funny. There is a site wastesomecash that's cool. I totally want their toast wallet haha
last christmas my boyfriend bought me a "non gag" gift. its a throat spray you can buy at spencers in the mall and it numbs the back of your throat so you dont gag while...well you know ;) i thought it was really funny and creative.
Why not re - gift it.
Homemade flip flops made with two maxi pads as the bottom and duct tape for the straps.
The Chipmunks Xmas album?
A serious book about music appreciation?
Santa Conquers the Martians... or some other horrible movie with a cult following.
I'd give back the Alli Lohan Christmas CD.
Pajama jeans! If you haven't seen the commercial, google it. It's like a bad SNL skit.
The best gag gift my husband ever gave was a huge framed picture of himself. Try it. It's funny.
get her an adult toy? some of those finger condoms too....unless she is going to open it in public...
you might try putting a whopee cushion under her as she sits down. i put on under my husband's pillow last night, it was rather funny!
An incredibly ugly chia-pet.
Give back the same CD you received. A friend of mine and I exchanged the same old tattered PBR tank top at each birthday and Christmas for years. I still have it packed away in my "sentimental T-shirts" box. Someday it will appear again...just when he thought it was gone forever...hahaha!!! We even used the same card and gift bag each time, simply drawing a line through the greeting card title/message and the name of the previous recipient and adding the current event title and the name of the next recipient. A wonderful memory and much fun.
I like wastesomecash.com too... only I like the pickle floss. :P
Squirrel Underpants.. They sell them at a toy store here in Austin called.. Toy Joy..
This creepy pillow. :)
http://www.amazon.com/LCM-Home-Fashions-Inc-P009/dp/B002R...
Places like Home Goods or Tuesday Morning sometimes have very quirky stuff. My husband got a metal chicken at homegoods - we actually like it, but it was perfect for the white elephant gift exchange :)
Take a cheesy picture of yourself, maybe with looking over some sunglasses at the camera, and then sign it and frame it. I know someone who did this and it was a riot. What a fun idea to gift something funny.
My in-laws received a really nice clock as a gift(white elephant) with only the hour hand- it took them a little while to figure out something was missing! hahah!
~C.
A Snuggie and a Chia Pet!
A couple years ago Marvel comics put out a line of cologne. I suggest Hulk. Ewww, who'd want to smell like the Incredible Hulk? LOL!
I once attended a party where we gave gag gifts, and I received a 2 pack of enemas. We all had a really good laugh. I think that was probably the funniest one of them all.
They might be gone now, but Market Street in Frisco had two really funny Santa hats. One was a tall Christmas tree and the other was Santa's legs sticking out of a chimney.
Go to the bank and get $30 in rolled pennies. Unroll them and pack them into the smallest box they will fit into. Then, take a few hand towels and cushion them, so they don't jingle. Don't forget to include the empty rolls. Use packing tape or duct tape to seal the edges of the box so none of them fall out, then wrap as usual.
My dad did this one year for our white elephant gift exchange at Christmas. Everyone was convinced that when my husband (the lucky recipient) opened it, he was going to find a brick :)
She could get a Starwars TonTon sleeping bag (mmmm... sleeping in "guts") or a bib to wear that says 'Zombie Food' with an arrow pointing up, or coffee in an IV bag, or a bacon pillow, or a stuffed microbe... or hundreds and hundreds of geeky, cool, awesome stuff.
