My Son Ripped My STAR Magazine :)

Updated on February 02, 2012
M.P. asks from Minneapolis, MN
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what do I do?? seriously its the ONLY one he tends to want to go after and shred. Its my guilty pleasure. I like to think I am fairly educated and polished, but Star has a great crossword puzzle and awesome, filthy LIES. I am devestated. This is the 5th time he has ripped it up, and this time I didnt get it read it. I am going to get some tape and tape it back together. I try not to put it where he can reach it, DARN IT... though his 1 year old hands must be from Houdini. BOOO HOOO... your kids destroy something you love today? I have too much time on my hands. Sorry folks.

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I have a kindle, but there is something about those silky pages and doing crosswords in the bathroom ....

Riley J.. I am hee hawing here... yeah that was me 2 days ago as I watch my son drop my phone in the toilet... NOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOP Sploosh. then Flush... and I have my hand in the toilet like we are BEST friends. Whats a mom to do? they are SO fast and so sneaky. Like little adolescent ninja's.

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H.H.

answers from St. Louis on

We have three boys that at times can be the equivalent of a professional wrecking crew. I learned early on to adopt "The only thing that can't be replaced is them" as a mantra.

But it can certainly be tough at times! :o)

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T.K.

answers from Dallas on

can you blame him! its full of glossy colorful pictures of boobies. :) I bet you can go the website and get your fix for now.

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S.S.

answers from Los Angeles on

i'm amazed you have time to read! my free trial issue of peoplestyle has been sitting on my desk for the past month. i guess i won't be subscribing since i can't find time to read it. lol. go to usmagazine.com! my guilty pleasure :)

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K.M.

answers from Chicago on

Not recently, and not mine but daddy apparently left one of his adult magazines where the kiddo could reach, he was about 6 or 7 months old, crawling (probably under the bed - just not well enough) and I found him trying to nurse from the pictures and ripping them when they would not give him any milk. Yes, I allowed him to rip up a few pages before I took it away - daddy needed to learn to not leave his things lying around where baby could get them!

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Y.A.

answers from Sioux Falls on

okay. Evidently you are not putting it in a safe spot to begin with
two options come to mind right away
1. Read it "in your bedroom only" where you can stash it in your nightstand drawer when not looking at it
2.Read it in the bathroom where you can stach it with those other feminine products that nobody knows about :)

or find a good book ans start reading for interest and get a cross word puzzle book for leisure time

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A.R.

answers from Houston on

I battle my 13 month old son on a constant basis over my books. I am an avid reader so I have books everywhere (my closet, my side of the bed, both bathrooms, the living room, etc.). For months I have been trying to convince my little guy to leave them be. He LOVES to pick them up and stack them. He builds a haphazard tower which tears the covers and wrinkles the pages in the process. In general he mangles the books just by handling them. Sigh. I can't really get too mad at him. He pets each book and says 'Momma' as he builds his towers. I just get out the tape to fix the lesser books and move the important books.

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H.M.

answers from Dallas on

Sounds like that is one thing you need to put out of reach. My oldest did that a lot to mail. I don't know what it was about it but he loved to tear stuff up.

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B.S.

answers from Lansing on

Time to get the electronic version. :)

My girls are 6 and 4, nothing of mine destroyed lately....but I used to have a pretty fairy collection.....

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R.D.

answers from Richmond on

LMAO!! Those magazines are my guilty pleasure too, just bought one today ;)

Funny thing is though, when I got my Kindle, my husband says 'you're, uh, not going to stop buying those gossip magazines, are you?' HAHA!!

No baby destructo today... yet... don't jinx it!

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A.S.

answers from Iowa City on

My kids didn't destroy this, but my husband's filthy rotten cat did: My beloved Buddha incense holder. It was old and cute (fat happy Buddha) and I loved it and will probably never find a replacement. Woe is me.

I swear I am going to pack up all of my things and unpack when I move to a house with a special room just for me where no children or cats may enter.

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R.J.

answers from Seattle on

Oy.

I remember those days!!!

Ours was water. Books and water. He had this THING about "Giving books a bath." Not his books, mind. MINE.

And he was ALWAYS within sight. It's just that split second lightning fast chubby hand snags book and sploosh... all as my mouth is doing the cartoon slow "Nwaaaahh-sploosh-ooooooooooooh!"

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☆.A.

answers from Pittsburgh on

Sounds like someone has an innate sense of truth! LOL

I'd find a better hiding place!

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