Kids Are So Funny!!

My son had a issue school yesterday. A 4th grader was picking on him and his friend. The boy called them nerds. I asked my son what he said back. "I called him a Jolly Rancher" :)

Love it! :)

At breakfast yesterday, my 2 1/2 year old passed gas. Right away, "Excuse me, excuse me Mommy...I burped..with my butt."

I laughed all day at that one!

I remember spewing something to my 3 yr old son and he just looked at me and said "And your point is....?" OMG, I died laffing.

The other day I heard my 3 yo say the word 'disgusting' for the first time. She said "Mommy, this is disgusting!" I had accidentally given her sour milk to drink.

Yes all of my three kids are constantly saying cute things. Right now the only comment that comes to mind is my daughter asking for a bandaid which she seems to use on a very regular basis. She says "bambbaid"

The other day after a particularly bad week of behavior issues, I asked my 4 year old son, "Do you have any problems hearing things?" His response: "I have problems hearing things I don't want to hear." My husband and I almost DIED laughing! Outta the mouths of babes!

**OH -and I have to add -I've always taught my boys to say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me" for burping or farting (although I try to stress to go do the latter in the restroom). About a year ago we were in the grocery store, and my oldest was sitting in the cart. There was a lady standing near us on the same aisle, and all of the sudden he shouts out, "EXCUSE ME!!!" We both kind of looked at him because we didn't notice anything, so he then yells, "HEY -I TOOTED SO I SAID EXCUSE ME!" -THEN leans in toward the lady SO proud of himself and reiterates, "I SAID EXCUSE ME BECAUSE I TOOTED!" We had a little discussion afterward about how it's certainly nice to say "excuse me" if you let one slip and someone hears it in public, but it's really best NOT to call attention to it if you can help it!

The other day my six year old and I walked into his room and he looked around and said "This is a disastrophe". I couldn't have said it better my self!!! That word will be used in my house FOREVER!!!

A beer, Lol.
My LO will be 3 on Suday and her name is Aubrey. We call her "Aubee" for a pet name. Her new song is "I'm Aubee, I not a bee!"

I was in the bathroom getting ready and I had the closet light on so I could see to get what I needed. My 3 year old comes in, turns of the light and says "mommy, you're wasting light". I said, "oh thanks, what are you, the conservation police?" she says, "No just P(her name), protector of lights!"...dead serious and walks out of the bathroom. I'm still laughing over that one :)

thank you for starting this. i have tears i'm laughing so hard! i laugh with (at) my kids everyday and for the life of me i can't think of one right now. lack of sleep...

Too cute! I love these posts!

My 3 year old calls "Fancy Nancy" - "Fancy Dancy" not correcting this one anytime soon. Its too cute!

I'm still laughing with you. That is tooooo cute. If you scrapbook, you HAVE to include this quote.

God Bless you.

The other day, my three year old was running around like a crazy person. I said "You're crazy!" He stopped, looked at me so serious and said, "Mommy, I'm not crazy, I'm Avery!"

My six year old was watching me cut something up in the kitchen. He said, "Wow mom, you do that really fast! I am SOOOOOO (with the voice) unimpressed!" Turns out, he heard his dad say 'unimpressed' on the phone and didn't know what it meant so he thought it was a compliment!