so my dog just decided he was going to go in the bathroom and take a huge bite out of the roll of toilet paper, i yelled at him and he ran around the house like a maniac, knocked over the garbage can and grab a pile of papertowels that was in there.. once again i yelled and he ate them real quick, ran into my room and stole a burp cloth out of the laundry basket.. made him drop it and go out in the yard.. i put the baby in her bassinett and she fell asleep.. so its pretty hott out so i decided to go out in the yard and open the garage door so the dog can lay in there in the shade.. well apparently my mom broke a glass out there last night while she was outside watching tv .. she thougth she cleaned it all up.. guess again.. i step on glass a piece gets stuck in my foot.. i tried to use tweezers to get it out n pushed it in further.. so now im hobbling around on one foot, my fiance was like dont play with it ull push it in further ill get it out wen i get home at 330 .. so i figure while the babys sleeping i can finally get my hair dyed .. note to self- do not ever dye hair again while wearing a tank top.. i now have red hair dye all over my shoulders.. so now im sitting here with a head full of hair dye soaking my foot in warm water hopeing the friggin glass will just come out and i can hear the baby squirming around.. shes not awake but i can guarantee u any minute she will be.. i still have 10 minutes left on the timer before i have to rinse my hair out.. please god let her stay asleep for the next 15 minutes... judging how my day has been so far i highly doubt that will happen
.. am i the only one having one hell of a day today
Has the dog thrown up yet? I was waiting for the dog to puke somewhere inconvenient. That is pretty much all you got left. :-/
My advice is to lay low today and do as little as possible. I have days like this too, I can't explain it but it seems when the day starts out bad, it progressively gets worse. If somebody could explain why or how this happens, I sure would like to know. Hope your hair came out good at least. Good luck to you.
I agree with Jo . . . you're due for a doggie throw-up any moment. :O
Hope it gets better for you. <<hugs>>
I'm sorry, but I just had to chuckle as I read your post. I have days like yours way too often! I can only reiterate to lie low today, and as I tell my kids, take deep breaths, "Good Air In, Bad Air Out... Good Air In, Bad Air Out..." :)
Good luck on the rest of your day!
No, you are not. I am dealing with kidney stones AND cramps, so basically everything from my my midsection downward hurts. (I get cramps in my legs during 'that time' too, as well as my lower back, etc.) My husband told me when I was getting up that he'd forgotten that we were having a half-cord of wood delivered this morning. AND THEN he proceeded to get Kiddo's scoot bike out of the garage so 'mom can help you'.... (Dude, I went to sleep on painkillers last night and you drop this on me?) Um, he's usually awesome, but this morning I was very close to administering a frying pan lobotomy.
I have finally gotten enough wood stacked and out of the way so that the neighbor can get into her house. And I've just had lunch and a percoset, so the afternoon will hopefully be better, just as soon as I get that damn pile of dishes done!
And you know, Sam, somehow I think you might have had it harder than I do right now, because mine is five. I remember the 'baby days'... Hope your afternoon shapes up and your foot feels better and your hair is be-yoo-tiful!
I think I'm having one of those years.
It's 5:00 somewhere...
:) Hope tomorrow is better!
Thanks for chuckle. I needed that....even if it was at your expense. :)
It made me remember what regular life is like. ;)
