D.S.
Such a fun stage!! Here's one my son tells.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
DeCALFinated!
cracks me up every time :-)
Because it's a Hot-Dog!
When my son told me this today, a joke of his, I laughed my pants off!
I could not stop laughing!
Then he says: "Mommy, why does the butt jiggle?" and I say "I don't know, why?" and he says
"Because it's a BOOGIE butt!" (as in dancing).
I don't know where he learned the word "boogie" since its such a throw-back retro word, but he was so proud of his
joke!
I laughed my Pants off!
I needed a laugh.
He made me laugh.
My little man.
Too funny.
A kid's humor.
Its either nonsensical or potty related or something gross.
What are some funny made up jokes your little kids tell you?
Such a fun stage!! Here's one my son tells.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
DeCALFinated!
cracks me up every time :-)
My son likes cow jokes.
Where do cows go on a Friday night?
To the moo-vies!
Where do cows go on Saturday?
To an a-moos-ment park!
Where do cows go on a Sunday afternoon?
To a moo-seum!
What shows do cows like to see on Broadway?
They like moo-sicals!
My 4 year old just discovered knock-knock jokes. Yesterday:
Her: knock-knock!
Me: Who's there?
Her: (says her first name)
Me: (her first name) who?
Her: (says her first name and last name)!
I thought it was pretty funny:)
discovering jokes is the BEST stage! the only ones my son has made up so far haven't made much sense (why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a caillou-chicken-head! lol) but my favorite is:
knock knock
who's there?
impatient cow
impatient cow-
MOOOOO!!!
my four year old only hits and misses with the right timing, which has me cracking up pretty frequently. it does take people by surprise, for sure!! my favorite is
knock knock
who's there?
MOOOO!!!!!
laughing is the best. love those little ones!
You reminded me of another kid-friendly joke:
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Blow a little boogie into it!
The hot-dog one is just priceless! Thanks for sharing! :)
My son is three and a half and his jokes are so incredibly bad, they make me laugh in spite of myself. It's usually a knock knock joke consisting of whatever object he has in his plane of view. However ... here's a good one I heard the other day that is totally kid friendly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (why?)
To get to your house!
(then, right away you ask)
Knock knock! (who's there?)
THE CHICKEN!
My kids like that 'blow a little boogie in it' one too.
LOVE IT!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!! I'll use this on FB today as my daily funny! Hope you don't mind!!
My daughter loves:
Q - Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A - To get to the other SLIDE!!
Knock-knock.
who's there?
canoe
canoe who?
canoe do my homework?
My son thinks this is hilarious. Along with anything that has a butt or fart reference in the joke. Why is that inborn??
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he's a party pooper!
I hear it over....and over.....and over!