A.H.
My son love, love, loves chapstick. You can give him a thing of chapstick to carry around and he thinks that is the coolest (because Mom and Dad have chapstick.) The other day he had some watermelon chapstick and as he was smearing the pink-tinged balm over the entire lower half of his face he sighed and said, "Chapstick is lipstick for boys!"
It made me laugh.
A.