Ellen DeGeneres was funny. She can laugh at you when you are absurd and you are okay w/it.
My child told me it okay that I didn't look good. What? Great!
My son love, love, loves chapstick. You can give him a thing of chapstick to carry around and he thinks that is the coolest (because Mom and Dad have chapstick.) The other day he had some watermelon chapstick and as he was smearing the pink-tinged balm over the entire lower half of his face he sighed and said, "Chapstick is lipstick for boys!"
It made me laugh.
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Watching my husband's head explode while eating his homemade salsa.
My son thought it was funny until dad started drinking the milk out of HIS sippy cup. His face was priceless.
Christine J's post just made me laugh. B/c my husband can handle heat, so this would be hilarious if I saw MY husband drink out of my son's sippy. Hilarious Christine.
Phyllis - that made me laugh too. Thanks
my son (just turned 5) got his brace off today after breaking his arm a couple months ago - finally has his arm back! he came up to me all excited saying, "mommy LOOK! I CAN CLAP LIKE NORMAL AGAIN!" with of course a demonstration.....aah, the little things :)
One of our cats learned a new way to sleep..on her back, spread eagle, in the middle of the living room. I was cleaning up, and I said to her "Tika, you're such a hussie, close your legs." She lifted her head, glared at me over her belly, and let out a long moan. I couldn't help but smile. :)
Im getting ready to move, and sorting thru a lot of things to get rid of. Today, sitting sorting thru drawers and boxes of buttons. My grand daughter had a tin pie pan full of buttons she was playing with. She was grouping in colors and size and whatever,, She got up and ran off for a few minutes and when she came back she sorta did a little jump as she sat down to play, and her foot stepped on the edge of the pan. Buttons flew everywhere! It was like a mushroom cloud of buttons in the dining room, living room, and kitchen. There are buttons in the stove top, and buttons in the piano. Buttons in the plants on top of my china hutch! It was amazing how instantly we were all silent as the buttons rained down on us, and she said, "OH NO, I dont like the sound of this".. and we all cracked up and laughed.
A girl where I work always has M&Ms in a jar on her desk. She recently put Skittles in there (I used to work for Mars; had no idea how much the colors have changed because I don't buy candy very often). I told a guy "oh, there are some M&Ms over there..." He stuffed his mouth & had to immediately spit them out! LOL! I don't like 'em either....
My cousin's facebook status said, "Glasses are the windows to the windows to your soul." I cannot stop laughing....
Overhearing a convo at work earlier that went something like this...
1(New guy from Nigeria) "Oh sure, you stick me in the sun because I am from Africa! LoL" (in a joking way)
2(Not the smartest girl)"Wait, I thought you said you were from Nigeria!?!" (in a very confused tone)
3This is the part where about 5 of us chime in to say "UMM Nigeria is IN Africa! LoL"
4(Not the smartest girl) "Oh. It is? ...Wait. I thought...."
LoL that was it! She never told us WHAT she thought! LoL I really wanted to know where she thought Nigeria was..
We went to chick fil a and they had bingo and I was playing. My son and my husband kept telling me I wouldn't win. I did!!! I laughed all the way up there and got my free milkshake, parfait and pretty red spoon! Ha ha!
my two year old pointed to my cup of water and asked "can we share this?" normally he just helps himself. then I guess when I said yes he figured it was his, because when I took a drink he said "say thank you."
My 18 month old daughter becoming very attached to an ugly rat Halloween decoration and insisting on carrying him everywhere today calling him mousey and giving him lots of hugs and kisses.
Believe it or not - President Clinton and Madeline Albright - they gave wonderful eulogies today for the late General Shalikashvili!
President Clinton nailed General Shali well - brought back some really good memories of my working with him!
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Can I still get it in since it did happen yesterday?
The local town was doing a "rubber duck race" for charity. We bought one duck and went down to the local river where they were going to be released. My kids and I made signs with a duck on them "GO # 26!" and the kids (4 and 7) had their duck whistles and foam duck hats. They were a hit! They were cracking me and my husband up! The rest of the crowd liked them too.
My 1st grader went on a fieldtrip to a farm and it was only going to be about 50* while they were there. I gave her mittens to wear and she said that'd be "too embarrassing", that she wanted gloves. First grade?? Embarrassed to wear mittens?!
Then I gave her some gloves and she says that she'll only wear them if paired with a girl, if she's paired with a boy it'd be too embarrassing. First grade....caring about what boys think of her wearing gloves?! Ugh, I have a long 12 years ahead of me!! :)
my dog following the light on the flashlight around the room.....every time he tried to catch it with his paw I would move it. My son and I were cracking up!
My 6 yo daughter said "M., you picked a great daddy to be your husband." Awww. Priceless.
Also, we had our door open to let in some fresh air and my daughter was asking me for something. I kept saying "WHAT?" in a really high-pitched, obnaxious voice and she kept yelling what she wanted. We were both laughing about it then realized we heard someone knocking on the front door looking for a house that was not ours.
