ROFL... I learned to do EVERYTHING with my right hand/arm/and the occasional leg and foot (prehensile toes help), holding a baby in my left arm. I've been holding a baby in my left arm since I was 10 years old. I can cook, clean (including doing dishes), type at about 50 wpm, read, write longhand (you need a paperweight), iron, dry my hair, open mail, get dressed, chop with the speed of a kung fu movie, all with a squirming baby or toddler or carseat in my left arm. (My left arm is STRONG).
This past February, I was deadlifting my 80lb sleeping son out of the jeep and my RIGHT collarbone dislocated. Doh. Then a week or two later I fell down and tore my right shoulder to bits (popped my collarbone back in though!!!). I'm waiting on the surgery. It's going to be tied to me after the surgery and I'm not even allowed to use my FINGERS for 6 weeks.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Wrong arm! I don't have the skill set with that arm!!!
Even just the limited movement I'm capable of has my house looking like a disaster. I'm trying to get my house spotless and cooking for a few weeks in the deep freezer before the surgery. ((Good think I have high pain tolerance, it's felt like a 2 day old sprain for months now)). No matter how hard I try and keep up, I just can't get ahead. Vex vex vex vex. I NEED my right arm back, darnit!
((Anyone wanna come over and help me clean my house?))