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This is what Andy Rooney said once on 60 Minutes:

As

I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of

all. Here are just a few reasons

why:

A woman over 50 will

never wake you in the middle of the night and

ask, 'What are you thinking?' She

doesn't care what you

think..

If a woman over 50

doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't

sit around whining about it. She does

something she wants to do, and it's usually

more interesting.

Women

over 50 are dignified. They seldom have

a screaming match with you at the opera or in the

middle of an expensive restaurant. Of

course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate

to shoot you if they think they can get away

with it.

Older women are generous

with praise, often undeserved. They know

what it's like to be

unappreciated.

Women get psychic

as they age. You never have to confess

your sins to a woman over

50..

Once you get past a

wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier

than her younger

counterpart.

Older women

are forthright and honest. They'll tell

you right off if you are a jerk, if you are

acting like one You don't ever have to

wonder where you stand with

her.

Yes, we praise women

over 50 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.. For every

stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over

50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow

pants making a fool of himself with some

22-year old waitress. Ladies, I

apologize.

For all those

men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get

the milk for free? Here's an update for

you. Nowadays 80% of women are against

marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an

entire pig just to get a little

sausage!

Andy Rooney is a

really smart

guy!