We have been in band camp all week here and it has been soooooo hot! Yesterday one of the kids got in her car after camp and the temp said 112 degrees! So, one of the band directors split the kids into groups and they had to complete the statement, "It's so hot _______!" What would you fill in the blank with?
One funny one I heard was, "It's so hot the birds have to use pot holders to pull the worms out of the ground!"
Growing up my dad always said, "It's hotter then a popcorn fart in a plastic bag." No idea what it means, but he still says it...and it still makes me chuckle!!
Funny--just got that email today....here's the list I saw:
.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
....hot water comes from both taps.
...you can make sun tea instantly.
....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
...you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull O. out and add butter.
....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
Saw this on a church sign today, "Satan called, he wants his weather back!"
It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs!
My husband's college roommate said once, "It's too hot to take a dump, Dude!" They didn't have central air in the run down house they shared. We still use that line as a joke when it is really hot - like this summer!!!!!!!!!!
So hot some folks in NJ baked cookies in their car. It was on local news here.
I was at a swim meet the other night and my friend said "It's so HOT, I have sweat running down my butt crack!" Ewwwwww. But then again, so did I.
It's so hot you can take a shower outside (with no water)
It's so hot your sunscreen gets sunburned
It's so hot the trees are sauteed
It's SO hot...my makeup melts before I get it on my face...
Its so hot my sweat is sweating!
we used to say "it's frog flippin hot!" lol. something about "it's flippin hot!" and "it's so hot the frogs are flippin!" i don't know lol...we were havin a ball at a family reunion being silly lol. you know how these family things get started....
and yes, my car said 112 but that was right when i got in it. it "settled down" to 107 after i'd been driving awhile, today.
uuuuuuggghhh......
We flew from Dallas to Marco Island FL to cool off!!
The temps are all over 100 in TX, when we left it was 106. The temp on my car said 124, I took a pic to prove it!
All that said.... I'll take my TX heat any day over cold, ice and snow.
t's so hot, I just melted in m girlfriend's!/boyfriend's arms.
