JFF: Hockey Puck Biscuits and Kitchen Fails

Updated on December 08, 2013
H.W. asks from Portland, OR
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Okay, enough with the heavy morality questions...

Let's move to the kitchen. Serve yourself the beverage of your choice and let's dish....

Last night I was all hep to make some biscuits for the stew I had going in the crock pot. Found a quick recipe, my son had a fabulous time helping me roll and cut out the rounds... threw them into the oven..

and they didn't rise.
Checked again when I turned the sheet. Nope.
Checked the baking powder tin-- the stuff expired in 2007!
Does that tell you how often I bake? :)

That explains quite a lot in regard to my recent baked goods-- I thought quick breads didn't rise much and always appreciated a nice, dense loaf. But biscuits...? Not so much. They were alright, and hey, Kiddo will eat anything with jam on it. I crumbled up a couple into the stew and it was fine. The stew itself was delicious.

Baking powder is now on the shopping list.

Any funny kitchen failures to share? I'm going write the expiration date for the next tin on the lid in black Sharpie. Lesson learned!

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B.C.

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Years ago I made a batch of cookies to send to my then boyfriend (now husband) who was away at college.
Normally I bake a great cookie - I've had rave reviews from crowds of people.
But for some unknown reason this batch came out harder than quik-crete.
They looked great - they smelled great - there was just no way to actually eat them!
My boyfriend told me they ended up hammering paper clips into them and hanging them on their Christmas tree as ornaments.
To this day I have no idea what I did wrong with that batch.
He married me anyway!

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