OH honey, I am a bargain freakin Betty ;)
I was in DSW shoe warehouse one time, buying a new, much needed pair of flip flops. I had a coupon for $10 off my shoes and another coupon for a free tote, but the cashier was out, and told me to go to the customer service desk. I was behind a girl who was trying to return a pair of shoes she had bought over a year ago for $160(!!); she had bought the wrong size, they were so 'out of season' that they weren't in the system anymore, and they could only give her $10 store credit.
She walked away totally pissed (understandably). I stepped up, took one look at the shoes, and said 'OMG WHAT SIZE ARE THOSE!?'... the guy laughed and told me they were a 6... I smiled and said 'Just so happens I'm a 6, what do you do with them since they're not in the system?'... he said 'well, we gave her a $10 store credit, so they're yours for $10'... HELL YES!! I ended up with a FREE pair of $160 shoes (thanks to my coupon), a $50 tote for FREE (thanks to the other coupon), and only spent $12 on my flip flops, which were on sale...
Good shoe day, oh yeah baby!!