Today, my sweet little angel... Burped in my face... On purpose...
I had just changed his diaper and he was standing in front of me on the floor. He accidentally burped as I was pulling his pants up. He thought it was hilarious and I teasingly asked him if he had burped. In response he got right in my face and made himself burp. Sigh...
Now I grew up on a farm and I don't consider burping to be horribly gross, but it did peak my curiosity... What is the grossest thing your child has ever done (I know the title refers to boys but I also know that girls can be just as gross as boys, so this question isn't gender specific).
Andrew is 11 and has inherited his father's flatulence. Gross, smelly, hang in the air kind of flatulence. They both will wait until we are all closed in the car and let them rip, with the windows up and the window locks on. Andrew also chews his toenails. He has finally grown out of the booger eating stage.
Well when I told my son I was pregnant his response "yay I can't wait to teach my baby sister how to itch her butt with her foot!" Yep...nasty lol his newest grossness he will tell you be has a secret, and what's that secret a man sized burp right in the ear!
One time my son was 2 and potty training. He and his 6 month old sister had just gotten out of tub and were playing, undressed, while I took a quick phone call in the hall right outside their door. Son pooped in the corner, baby girl crawled over and ate the poop like a candy bar. UGGHHHH!
Also my son still picks his nose and eats it. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would do that.
hhhmmm....that's funny! what a little personality Oliver has!!
My daughter thought it would be funny to paint with her poop when she was 2. That was gross cleaning up...
Neither of my boys have done that...thank God! They have farted in each others faces - which I think is pretty gross - but typical for brothers who are wrestling.
Last week he (5) bit his TOENAIL off and chewed on it for a minute before my husband (while gagging) yelled at him to throw it out and go brush his teeth. They are gross, but it is pretty funny.
My cousin just sent me a text that her almost 3 year old got pee on his hand while using the potty, then used that hand to wipe snot off his face, then LICKED that hand complete with snot and pee!!!! Blllleeeeech!!!!!
Both of my boys have licked big ol' boogers off their upper lips, that makes me gag!! I tend to scream "DON'T MOVE!" if I see snot on them now, then come running with a tissue before they can...shudder...eat it.
DD once got a stomach bug and puked all over both of us so badly I had no choice but to go take us to the shower - fully clothed.
My daughter had horrible reflux. One day I was holding her upright on my shoulder burping her. She burped so I looked to see if she had dribbled. As I was looking, she vomitted all the formula she had just drank in my face! It was so gross! And of course we weren't at home!
