Is Your UPS Guy Hot?

Hah, hah, hah,

Have you heard the joke about brown pants? It's gross. I won't tell it. But that's what I thought about, just so that you know ;-)

No. My UPS guy is not smokin'. My fridge smokes more than he does.

Definitely not, because my UPS guy is a GIRL.

Not to mention my friends soon to be ex schmuck husband works for UPS... so does my middle child's dead beat nonexistent dad...

I daydream about construction workers... because that's what my husband does ;)

I wish my guy was. The fedex and USPS aren't either. All older men with below average looks.
I wish my mail/usps/fedex me either looked like Gerard Butler or Robert Downy Jr. . . or even Collin Firth dressed as Mr. Darcy :D I'd be outside every morning.

He rings and runs and I've never gotten to the door fast enough to see him. Maybe he's a ninja?

LOL!!!! My UPS driver is not hot at all!!!! He is very considerate, however, and knows that my kids nap from 1-3 and won't ring the door bell during that time. He told me he knows how much I value that quiet time so he doesn't want to wake the kids. I'll take that over hot any day!!!!

I'm shocked how many 'non hot' drivers people have, this is almost diappointing!! I wouldn't say our personal one is not 'hot', but he's got a nice body and isn't ugly by any means! BUT, I used to work in a school and I just happened to take my lunch break at the exact time the UPS driver would drop off his packages and he was delicious! So, I'd wait around the main office and wait until he came and went just to see him! Anyway one of my friends told him I thought he was fine and gave him my number (to the classroom thank goodness, not my personal one)...anyway, we actually did start dating and hung out for a few months, but sadly he just wasn't very bright...but man, could he rock those brown shorts!

My husband used to be a UPS guy ... and he's hot!! ;)

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UPS guy is always a different guy...and I couldn't even tell you what they look like.

And our "pool boy' has so many holes in his ears,nose and eyebrows that I haven't really noticed what his face looks like cuz the bling always is distracting.

But my husband "delivers" the "male" enough so I guess I am not really looking.....heee...heee.

Good luck and best wishes at getting some good "eye candy" come Christmas time when it seems like the UPS guy's around almost daily!! Order a pair of brown shorts for your hubby for Christmas!!

You mean my UPS *gal*? Nope, she's not hot. But she's very nice.

I have no idea about the one at my house, but one of my old jobs had the hottest UPS guy ever! Tall, dark, tan, just the right amount of muscle, and these piercing blue eyes.....so hot! We would look out the window when we saw the truck hoping he would be delivering a package for our office!

No. The one that comes to our office is not attraactive, but he is a great big happy sweet teddy bear. He always brings us pics of his kids and he is just family. Our Fed Ex guy looks like a frat boy, so, I guess he's classically hot. If you're into that whole blond haired tan thing.

Our UPS guy at work is smokin' hot! Love when he wears the shorts LOL. Our FedEx guy is so not hot.

We hired a stripper for a coworker when she turned 50. We had the stripper come to our work dressed as a UPS man. Hilarious! But honestly, the real UPS guys is hotter than the stripper was.

I dont know, they always ring and run. But the guy behind me is hot. EeeeeK!

NO, NO!!! NO!!!!

A THOUSAND TIMES NO but he may be if you consider 6'2" and about 400lbs with an afro and mustache hot.

He has a great personality most days.

Mine isn't a hottie. My washer repairman is though.

All of them in So. Ca. I think they should do a calendar. (Kidding, not into objectification. But... just sayin'.) Even the women look like they could take off the brown hat, shake their hair out in slow motion. Not so much with our PO workers.

Ummm, I guess my Ups gal is hot... Never really looked....

Depends on what you consider hot. Mine looks like Mr. Furley from Three's Company!

Nope, but the Fed Ex guy is!

yep, and married.....

Oh, and don’t forget the construction workers!!!

Yes!
And firefighters too, what is up with that?!

No but my old garbage man was.

My UPS person is a lady. So I can't answer the question fairly. ha ha.

Ohhhhh my Theresa!!!

Our first UPS guy we had here was an older man - I'd say in his late 50's and in AWESOME shape and always had a smile on his face!!!

Our new guy? I'd say he's about 30 years old and MAN OH MAN I would love him to knock on my door EVERY DAY!!!

When I was working - the UPS guy we had was smokin' hot and he flirted with me!! He actually gave me his number!!! :) No, shucky darn - I didn't take him up on offers but we have chatted briefly over the years...

thanks for the smile!

I hadn't noticed . . . ;)

JK, JK - no not really.

Teresa I'm surprised at you (just joshing you). :P

my ups GAL is not so smokin.

UGH NO!!! Ours here at work is an old guy who always wears sunglasses and is totally perverted. I reached over the Admin's desk in the front lobby to hit the hutton to let him in and he goes "Hang on, you can just do that again if you want" EWWWW!!!

My hubs was a fedex guy for several years... he's pretty cute. See for yourself, (scroll down a tad)

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the oe that used to come to my old work was, it should be a requirement lol

My guy is average looking I suppose. Too tall and thin for my tastes, but this man...he is TAN! Remember, I am in Minnesota. This man is as tan as those darn shorts all year round. I swear he gets tanner every year (He must spend time "south" more and more each year). Hes pretty nice tho and knows I do daycare and have this obnoxious double doorbell ringing deal, so he won't ring unless he HAS to during nap hours.

Fed ex...always someone different and I swear, like someones post below, they are ninja's. They "Ding-dong-ditch" every..single...time! My hubby didn't believe me, but was home once waiting on a delivery. I said "oooo...there goes the truck (they turn around on our no-outlet street so they are pointed "out"). Watch, here they come! Watch close or you will miss them!" Hubby was laughing said HE (superior man that he is) would see them and say Thanks and the whole bit.

LOL..nope! Our double dinger doorbell wasn't even done ringing and you could hear the truck pulling away!

Our last one was and he KNEW I thought so. I would see his truck and yell "hey handsome, get back to work!"

He's retired now and I miss seeing him around. He was so much fun to joke around with.

Mine was today,damn i'm a hot mess cleaning house.

For the house it is a lady... and umm.. No - she isn't "smokin" haha

At work (just started back) - yes! But I think the Fed Ex guy is hotter, lol

Yes, SHE is very pretty ;)

Oh Lordy, I have never seen a UPS man that was not smoking hot.
I think it is a job requirement.
Hmmm, I think I need to ship myself a package.
LOL

Must be all the exercise of carrying packages. : )

I must say it was a joy when the UPS guy would arrive at our house when I was young and living with my parents. Very handsome Italian-American guy. I have a classmate who works for UPS. She is prettier now than when we were in school. Must be something magical about UPS. ; )

My goodness yes. He has the best legs around.

I don't know but he is really shy. He rings the door and goes running back to his van. :p

My UPS guy has been the same since I moved to this house 8 years ago and, while we joke that he really fathered my children instead of my husband, he is definitely not hot. Reminds me of a Hobbit and approximately the right size to be one. I did date a UPS guy when I was OB high school and he was hot, but that was a LONG time ago.

Haha, I have to laugh at this because my dad retired from UPS! He was an executive, so wasn't delivering packages, but this still makes me laugh. Although he started his career delivering packages and he was young and good looking then, so it must be one of the requirements.

Mine is an older guy and i never thought about it before!

Hot? Yes. Yes, she is. Despite the brown shorts.

Sadly it doesn't seem to be a requirement.....at least from my perspective. :(

idk. I worked for fedex :)

I would have expected this kind of question from you!! LMAO You make me laugh............ My UPS guy is pretty hot but young (in his 20's.) Our firemen are really hot and the other day one of our policemen tried to seduce me!! He was really hot!! No go on the seduction.

Haha, the guy we used to have at my office was super hot! The guy we have now would be considered good looking by some people, not really my type. But in general a lot of them are good looking I think! I've seen some who aren't though, but I know a lot of them.

I think these questions are so funny :) it breaks up some of the serious ones.

I like my guys in military uniform... it's nice to work on a base and see them run PT. A plus is that my hubby is mil, so I get to see the uniform everyday.

He's not Brad Pitt but he's not too hard on the eyes. FedEx guy is not hot, though. Not remotely.

ups guys USED to be hot around here. now they arent, now its the fedex guys who are.

No, but my plumber is...go figure. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think I've seen the same UPS driver around here. I like our post man better. He's not attractive in the way you're saying but as my Mom used to say, "He's such a nice young man!"

Sadly, no. He is just a normal looking, middle-aged man - totally average in all ways, it seems. Very nice, though.

You should see my mailman...and he's military...so yummy.

Oh Mamazita...don't get me started on firemen *fans self furiously*

I have two friends that married their UPS guys...we get a lot of stuff from work. I have a new rep in my sales training class this week that worked for UPS for ten years....not gonna lie, he's nice to look at!!

He's ok but our Water Cooler Guy is gorgeous!

Nope.
Not hot at all.

I wish my UPS guy was Alex O'Loughlin

Several years ago before i meet my wonderful husband i had the hottest UPS guy that delivered to my work everyday. Boy did he flirt and so did I after a week he asked me out and that night well i asked him to my place. Things were great until the next morning i woke up and realized he had fell asleep with a full beer in his hand on my brand new matteress which soaked thru and over towards me. He was super hard to wake up and once he left i realized he used my toothbrush too when he was in the bathroom that morning. Needless to say he didnt deliver to my house just work after that lol

Oh my goodness. I used to have the sexiest guy that delivered our water. He was so good looking, one day my 6 year old daughter said, "I think you should divorce dad so you can marry HIM."

One thing about UPS guys is that all of them I've seen have been in really good shape. I think it must be the dashing in and out of the truck all day.

Ha ha....I get to see quite a few UPS drivers at my work. Even the management and now that you say something they've all been cute! :)

The answers are funny!! HA HA HA I guess mine's OK. I had a sub that was easy on the eyes but I don't really notice that much. Brad Pitt is the only person (besides my hubby) that makes me do a double take. Otherwise, I don't notice a whole lot! LOL

Mine is CHUBBY and jiggly, like me.
The sub is old, wears his hair almost shaved, and whiny.
Oprah had hot UPS guys on, but I have never seen one myself.

I had one when I worked in VA that was so hot that I couldn't even talk to him, and I am not shy!! Man did I love deliveries!!!! :)

Eh, he's ok. But my mailman (USPS) is dreamy. I hope he never gets moved to another route.

Heck yes! We have 2 that usually run our route. And they are both smokin!

All my UPS and FEDEX drivers / deliverers are FEMALE, but also quite fit. So I suppose there are those who would find them attractive???

I don't think you're bored, just alive and well.

LOL This question made me giggle. I have never noticed my UPS guy before, but I can tell you I have a mad crush on my OBGYN! My husband thinks I am crazy. :-)
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My UPS guys is not at all hot but OMG I have a History teacher this semester that looks like a greek goddest. Makes it really hard to focus on what he is lecturing on.

No, not at all. I wish! ;)

Yes he is hot!
But I have an issue with the brown socks with shorts. :)

I have 2 that regularly come into my office. One of them is the nicest guy in the world, but not so hot. The other one is, well, he makes me weak in the knees. He has these eyes that are fascinating and he makes direct eye contact with me and I have to look away b/c I feel my face flushing!!
BUT...when my hubby is in sheriff uniform (or not ;) this UPS dude doesn't hold a candle to him :)

My UPS guy...is a girl.

She's average looking...

LOL
michele/cat