I've just decided to hire a maid again.
I will eat ramen if I have to, but I swear to god... I was going in for surgery, and instead of playing with my son, I spent the day cleaning. How. Pathetic.
I've had a maid in the past (pre kids), and there's never been enough money. Well, ya know what? I will eat Ramen before I get so stupidly wrapped up in the mess again. I'm ADHD. I clean every day, I beat the mess back with a stick once a week (field day, with pizza and music). For 9 years, I've turned on music and turned cleaning into a game. And I'm done. I'll still clean, I can't afford to have a maid move IN afterall, but I will be darned if I am ever going to face the question "Clean or PLAY?", ever again if I can even MAYBE avoid it.
I've tried for years not to stress. I make cleaning FUN (we've even strapped sponges on our feet to "skate mop"). My family has a poem that's been handed down for generations (the internet inaccurately attributes it to a woman who submitted one of her favorite poems to a magazine asking for favorite poems). I'm done stressing. Done. Absolutely done. Because I can't STOP STRESSING I'm getting help. Because, you know what? We ALL deserve it.
((This poem has several different versions, as some things have been added or subtracted over the years. A few lines are NOT the ones handed down from my great grandmother -hand painted on a muslin towel in the early 1900's, and HER lines aren't exactly the same as some of the cross stitch and quilting found earlier. But this is my favorite version. All my best.))
Mother, oh Mother, come shake out your cloth
empty the dustpan, poison the moth,
hang out the washing and butter the bread,
sew on a button and make up a bed.
Where is the mother whose house is so shocking?
She’s up in the nursery, blissfully rocking.
Dishes are waiting and bills are past due
The shopping’s not done and there’s nothing for stew
and out in the yard there’s a hullabaloo
but I’m playing Kanga and this is my Roo.
Look! Aren’t her eyes the most wonderful hue?
The cleaning and scrubbing will wait till tomorrow,
for children grow up, as I’ve learned to my sorrow.
So quiet down, cobwebs. Dust go to sleep.
I’m rocking my baby and babies don’t keep.