OMG I laughed so I hard I have no new advice but a little story that I though people might get a kick out of...
My oldest friend and I are only days apart in age, our moms are BF, anyways when we were around three or four we decided to vasoline her baby sister who was probably 6 months at the time, Her mom thought we were being way to quite walks in the room and see her infant, me and Renee covered in vasoline, her moms 1at instict was to grab the baby, but she couldn't the baby was slipping out of her hands, finally she gets her and it is on to us, at the time we had hair down to our backs and our hair was very thick, the only thing that worked on getting the vasoline off of all of us was palmolive repeatedly, when she asked us why we did that, we replied with "it seemed like fun!" We were hellions, cut each other hair...on a regular bases and was always finding things to get into, We say it was a good thing they moved across town before we became teens because our parents didn't think the world was ready for what our brains might of come up with!