Hi R.,
I think we've all been there at least once in our lives. Here are some ideas I've had:
You can put a can of chicken, a can of corn, a can of crushed tomatoes, a can (the used tomato can) of water, and a can (the used tomato can again) of rice in a pan. Stir all ingredients together, cover and cook until your rice is done. Then if you have tortillas, you can serve it in there, or just eat it in a bowl. If you've got some cheese, you can sprinkle some on. We have that quite often in the fall. It is really easy & quick.
You could also make your own chicken noodle soup by using some canned chicken, chicken broth, noodles, canned beans, and canned corn. If you wanted it a bit creamy, you could either make a roux with flour and a bit of butter or by adding a bit of the cream of chicken soup. You could also make it with rice instead of noodles. Serve it with some bisquick biscuits.
My mom always used to make Tuna Casserole with noodles, tuna, some mushrooms, and cream of mushroom soup. (I don't like mushrooms, so I use cream of chicken or cream of celery). It is really easy. Cook your noodles, mix the soup and tuna. If it is too thick, add a bit of water. Mix everything together and put it in a casserole dish. Bake until it is heated through.
If your sausage is regular (not breakfast or link) you could make porcupine meatballs. (I usually use ground beef, but sausage would be yummy too.) Mix the sausage with rice. Roll into balls, and simmer in tomato juice until cooked through.
I agree with what Geneva said about asking some of your neighbors for some fruits/veggies. We've got TONS of apples and grapes, OODLES of peppers and tomatoes. If someone asked me if they could have some, I'd say absolutely. I'd rather have someone use them, than have them rot in my garden because I couldn't eat them fast enough.
Also, unless the can is bulging or rusty (like someone else posted), it should be fine. I had some tomato soup yesterday for lunch that had an exp date of January 2010. It was just fine.
Good luck and be creative. Things will work out, and you'll look back on this adventure and hopefully have some good memories!
Shellie
PS. Send me a message if you'd like to come and get some of my veggies and fruit. (I'm in Layton.)