A.G.
My mom taught my brother and I how to make "armpit farts"!! I still chuckle out loud thinking about it-- she was really big on using manners and keeping our gas-relieving noises to ourselves! However, one day when my brother was trying to show us his newly found skill of making toots with his armpit, he wasn't producing the sound mother thought he should. She said, "Come on, you can do better than that. Listen to this!" I'm pretty sure we all wet our pants laughing so hard!!
She really was quite good at them! :)