I bought a bottle of wine at the store for dinner. If they continue on the path they're on, then I'll be pulling out the hard liquor, lol!
While we were at the store, the kids were getting antsy and frustrated, so as the supermom I try to be, I decided to do everything in my power to make them laugh and forget whatever it was they were arguing about. The youngest (8) was under the cart laying down. I kept making hard turns and she was holding on for dear life while the older three were laughing. Well, we were in the milk aisle and she asked me to stop a minute so she could fix her pants. I stopped dead in my tracks, the cart jerked to a stop and the youngest went flying. I must have had a deer in the headlights look (because I didn't know how she would react) and she just lost it! All four kids were laughing so hard I thought someone was going to pee themselves! There were two other families in the aisle. A younger couple who laughed and an older woman who asked if I meant to do that.
...2 minutes later they were fighting again.
Calgon take me away!