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Well, I don't have kids yet (working on that), but my HUSBAND loves to booby trap things and leave them for me (especially in the mornings because I'm so sleepy)!! In the last 2 months, he has:
1) tied my loofa to the shower door so I couldn't get it off (yes, I soaped it up anyway, no, it doesn't work)
2) hid the electric toothbrush and replaced it on the base with a tube of toothpaste (why is the toothpaste charging? and where the hell is the toothbrush? Oh, under that stack of towels. Great)
3) put a lemon in my lunch bag instead of an orange (thanks, now I'm hungry)
I HAVE to think of ways to get him back!!